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November 10th, 2018, 09:27 PM

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No I want to HAVE a Babestation Babe or failing that be a cameraman on there.

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November 11th, 2018, 07:39 AM	#4262
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	fatrat1 finally left VEF. After a thousand psychoanalytic sessions he realized he's neither fat nor a rat and he's trying to get accustomed to his real nature and genre: a female platypus.

November 12th, 2018, 12:00 PM	#4263
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	ball7 is temporarily away for a sex change and his skin turned to black

November 12th, 2018, 08:57 PM	#4264
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	Everybody on here was turned down by The Great British Bake Off except ME, because I can actually bake __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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November 13th, 2018, 03:59 PM	#4265
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Brian249x has become a porn director. First thing he did was bending over in front of the camera

November 13th, 2018, 04:37 PM	#4266
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Chromax saw pics of Princess Diana and thought she was a page 3 girl... until Greenman protested

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November 13th, 2018, 05:01 PM	#4267
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	palo5 is Putin's body double and had to learn how to do that silly walk to prove he was the right man for the job __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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November 13th, 2018, 05:06 PM	#4268
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter has man-boobs and thought he had to become a Mom. A gynecologist told him there were biological constraints, but E didn't understand. So the gyno told him: "Look, if you have a dick, you're not a woman. Only women can be mothers"

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Estreeter has man-boobs and thought he had to become a Mom. A gynecologist told him there were biological constraints, but E didn't understand. So the gyno told him: "Look, if you have a dick, you're not a woman. Only women can be mothers"

For Estreeter this was complicated. All he understood was that sperm & eggs were involved. So he put a hen's egg in his ass and decided that anal would help

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November 13th, 2018, 07:21 PM	#4270
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	They keep saying it was Lee Harvey Oswald. But actually it was the sinister hitman Trailmaster

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