Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!!

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2011, 08:29 AM

Hopefully the titles self explanatory

Although if it ain't ................................. Well what do you want me to do about it

Mind if you`re having trouble grasping the topic the following might help

1) I`ll never not eat for an entire week again, as guess what it makes the world spin.
2) Won`t ever stay on the beach for two nights three days again, not without lip balm anyway.
3) Shall never again walk many miles to said beach in my best trainers, RIP Nikes.
4) Laugh as heartily as i once did , i fear.
5) Wear contact lenses again, as when i put them in i kept being tempted to push my finger into my brain to check if i had one.
6) Won`t ever again accept what a consultant tells me or treat it as fact.
7) Celebrate my birthday or christmas or such like , i fear.
8) Won`t grow a full beard ever again , especially as i ended up looking like Grizzely Adams gay brother Roger.
9) Be judgemental , nope i`ll just be mental.
10) Never tell anybody i love them again.

Well apart from my fellow members

Since you know i love you all

Even though i suspect you visit other forums behind my back

Ya bastards !

**Brecht** · October 2nd, 2011, 08:41 AM

Yes, you will laugh and celebrate birthdays again. That's an order.

**rotobott** · October 2nd, 2011, 08:45 AM

I thought Christmas was your Birthday.

Or are the rumours not true

**Mal Hombre** · October 2nd, 2011, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

.

Even though i suspect you visit other forums behind my back

Ya bastards !

To be fair,I visit other forums to Your face but I only do it to lurk, leech and thieve pictures wholesale to post on VEF

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2011, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norbert84

Yes, you will laugh and celebrate birthdays again. That's an order.

Ok number 1

Sorry for being a bit maudlin

" Engage "

Oh bugger that reminds me of my EX , now i`m even more bloody depressed

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2011, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

I thought Christmas was your Birthday.

Or are the rumours not true

Of course the rumours are true

I started them

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

To be fair,I visit other forums to Your face but I only do it to lurk, leech and thieve pictures wholesale to post on VEF

Well providing you`re doing it with the best of intentions that`s alright then

**NIN** · October 2nd, 2011, 10:00 AM

Looking at the way the weather is turning today,

It looks like I'll never enjoy the sunshine in 2011 ever again
....

**sweatyhat** · October 2nd, 2011, 10:25 AM

This was twenty-two years ago, but I'll never ride a motorbike home from a beer festival again.

**40plus** · October 2nd, 2011, 12:54 PM

I will never propose again if my mates use the words "fuckwit", "muppet" and similar in the preceding 24 hours. Or should that be preceding month.

Likewise, I will not ignore them when they say "Moose", "Horse", "RABA" or "Don't think much of yours" when a damsel on the other side of the pub catches my eye.

40+

October 2nd, 2011, 08:29 AM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!! Hopefully the titles self explanatory Although if it ain't ................................. Well what do you want me to do about it Mind if you`re having trouble grasping the topic the following might help 1) I`ll never not eat for an entire week again, as guess what it makes the world spin. 2) Won`t ever stay on the beach for two nights three days again, not without lip balm anyway. 3) Shall never again walk many miles to said beach in my best trainers, RIP Nikes. 4) Laugh as heartily as i once did , i fear. 5) Wear contact lenses again, as when i put them in i kept being tempted to push my finger into my brain to check if i had one. 6) Won`t ever again accept what a consultant tells me or treat it as fact. 7) Celebrate my birthday or christmas or such like , i fear. 8) Won`t grow a full beard ever again , especially as i ended up looking like Grizzely Adams gay brother Roger. 9) Be judgemental , nope i`ll just be mental. 10) Never tell anybody i love them again. Well apart from my fellow members Since you know i love you all Even though i suspect you visit other forums behind my back Ya bastards ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 2nd, 2011, 10:00 AM	#8
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Looking at the way the weather is turning today, It looks like I'll never enjoy the sunshine in 2011 ever again ....

October 2nd, 2011, 10:25 AM	#9
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	I'm not proud of it but.. This was twenty-two years ago, but I'll never ride a motorbike home from a beer festival again. __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; October 2nd, 2011 at 10:34 AM..

October 2nd, 2011, 12:54 PM	#10
40plus Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Offshore Posts: 2,937 Thanks: 18,453 Thanked 35,174 Times in 2,849 Posts	I will never propose again if my mates use the words "fuckwit", "muppet" and similar in the preceding 24 hours. Or should that be preceding month. Likewise, I will not ignore them when they say "Moose", "Horse", "RABA" or "Don't think much of yours" when a damsel on the other side of the pub catches my eye. 40+ __________________ Touchy, feely.............with Cherry Healey (once she's got rid of that god-awful nose ring).

October 2nd, 2011, 08:41 AM	#2
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	Yes, you will laugh and celebrate birthdays again. That's an order.

October 2nd, 2011, 08:45 AM	#3
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,782 Thanked 634,615 Times in 31,427 Posts	I thought Christmas was your Birthday. Or are the rumours not true