" If Yoooooou Ruled The World ? "

[MaxJoker]

Attention blessed citizen subjects of the grand freedom loving republic of Slave-Donia (Patent pending).

It`s been brought to my attention (Thanks to mass torturing by my Pain Troopers of Truth) that there`s a rumour going around husband and wife political prisoners Davey and Maisey Scrotum have been on hunger strike since their necessary involuntary stay at my infamous Blood Bath and Massacre Motel , and that they`re not only not overly content but for some time now may have been slightly deceased

To those slanderous (Socialist and no doubt bent) stirrers i say "For shame"

Along with "Please expect a visit from your local liquidation unit"

Because i can assure you both of those bastards are in very rude health !.

Yet why wouldn`t they be ?, as i`m no tyrant

I`m merely a simple humble simple humble servant doing the best he can

Anyway for all your doubters (Still at this current moment breathing) here`s the photographic proof both of them are perfectly fine



I know, talk about happy , just look at those toothy beaming smiles

[MaxJoker]

I`d slowly feet first feed that Conservative party



Through a thresher ,



Leaving the now deposed Terry May till last



As it`s what she would have wanted

[silkies]

1. Declare Global Law #1:

Those who do not work, shall not eat

2. Declare Global Law #2:

No nation shall have military superiority over any other.

3. Declare Global Law#3:

The second day after each Saturday shall be henceforth known as Lingerie Lundi.

After that, I'd start sanding off the rough edges...on Tuesday.

[MaxJoker]

I`d make stingy thankers chew their own fingers off

Well it`s not like they need them.

Would leave their thumbs alone though.

Enabling them to hitchhike outta town

[silkies]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I`d make stingy thankers chew their own fingers off

Well it`s not like they need them.

Would leave their thumbs alone though.

Enabling them to hitchhike outta town

This is not a bad idea.

If I ruled The World, the on the first Tuesday after the First Lingerie Lundi, I would declare every Thursday as Thank Post Thursday.

Of course, as the self proclaimed God-Emperor("ess") of The World, I'd have to have you executed so that I could take full credit for your idea. Sorry about that, but you worlds to run you know.

Roberto, Linda, take this one away.

You shall live on in song.

(Oh come on, a little joke._