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Old October 19th, 2014, 01:18 PM   #3041
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To you Rocker....



I wish me a girl with a Stratocaster.....
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Old October 19th, 2014, 02:10 PM   #3042
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Cheers biggus, this girl knows how to treat a Strat !



I Wish Me A Girl from Cardiff...
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Old October 19th, 2014, 03:21 PM   #3043
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Here you go Rocker, Kelle Marie is from Cardiff.



In keeping with the geography theme, I wish me a girl from the Czech Republic.
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Old October 19th, 2014, 06:40 PM   #3044
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How about the strangely, slightly cat-like Kattie Gold (named as Lucie on this site)...



And (while I'm not saying it should carry on forever) I'll follow suit & say... I wish me a girl from Iceland.
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Old October 19th, 2014, 07:09 PM   #3045
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Easy! Here you go, CalumH...



I wish me an exposed Native American girl with braids...

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Old October 20th, 2014, 10:46 AM   #3046
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Not sure about Native American, but exposed & braids.....



I wish me a girl from 80's porn...........
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Old October 20th, 2014, 12:57 PM   #3047
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Here you go Biggus, it's Stephanie Adams, getting a nice massage.



I wish me an all-American girl who needs some attention.
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Old October 21st, 2014, 08:20 AM   #3048
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Amanda Bynes needs some positive attention:



I wish me a girl with something to celebrate
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Today is Carrie Fisher's birthday Frits



I Wish Me A Girl with blue eyes and curly brown hair...
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Old October 21st, 2014, 06:50 PM   #3050
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Here ya go, rockernut:



I wish me a Latina girl who does it with four on the floor..
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