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Old November 15th, 2023, 01:36 AM   #4001
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Perfect girl with A cup. No need to shout.



I wish me girl who's a tart
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tart noun

1. A dish baked in a pastry shell : PIE: such as a small pie or pastry shell without a top containing jelly, custard, or fruit, a small pie made of pastry folded over a filling
2. A promiscuous woman, a woman who has many sexual partners, a prostitute.

I am going with a promiscuous woman, a woman who has many sexual partners.


I wish me a nude girl with a very long tongue.
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Old November 15th, 2023, 05:05 AM   #4003
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I have a feeling you're in for a treat, you little rascal.



I wish a woman with a pumpkin head

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Old November 15th, 2023, 06:07 PM   #4004
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I saw this a couple of days ago and figured it was providence that I needed to post it.




So, the hard part is coming up with something clever for what I want, so this is pretty lame. I wish me a FEMALE golf pro letting use her open vag to putting practice.
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Old November 15th, 2023, 08:18 PM   #4005
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I have a feeling you're in for a treat, you little rascal.


loin de moi l'idée de pinailler...nue?

anyhoo



I wish me a girl who's a busy office worker

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Old January 4th, 2024, 10:04 PM   #4006
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I think she´s busy enough.



I wish me a porn or erotic girl with a big nose (no fake, no surgery, no implants)
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Old January 5th, 2024, 12:47 AM   #4007
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I wish me a girl who's old school cool.
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I wish me a girl who's old school cool.


Not only old school cool, but also in school. I wish me a girl with all the right attributes.
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I wish me a girl with all the right attributes.
Can't have attributes much more right than this girl.



I wish me a girl who's too pretty to be in porn.
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