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**SanteeFats** · October 5th, 2017, 02:51 PM

Palo actually does have a lighter side.

**sandhunter** · October 5th, 2017, 02:54 PM

Estreeter is crushed after showing Gordon Ramsey his latest Pizza creation

**trailmaster** · October 6th, 2017, 12:10 PM

kelio is working on the canal when he sees this distortion growing in the sky. There is lightning, weird color flashes and what appears to be a black hole. kelio knows what is happening. That space/time warp is opening up, so he throws himself into it and lands in a spooky graveyard in the middle of the night. There are headstones and crypts, but there is also something else. There are live skeletons walking toward him. kelio does not know what to do, but then out of the distance a tall black figure appears and starts destroying all the skeletons and zombies. It is trailmaster the vampire slayer. trailmaster walks toward kelio. trailmaster says "Hey kelio where have you been?" kelio says that he was sucked into this space warp and landed in 1836. trailmaster says.."kelio let's go to the nearest tavern and you can tell me all about it".

**kelio** · October 6th, 2017, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kelio

... So Trailmaster left his hat so the damsel could get warm as he went to the nearby village and got shit-faced...

When Trailmaster got home that evening he was in for a surprise. Indeed, he had spent the entire afternoon at his favorite bar drinking and drinking with his buddies telling them of his misadventure, but around midnight he still had enough lucidity to find his way back home. After stumbling here & there, he finally managed to get back to his ranch and almost dropped to the ground when he found that same naked lady now spread out on his bed and still naked.
For a moment, he wondered if he was perhaps hallucinating as he remembered all those tequila shots from the afternoon. But then he recognized his hat and knew he couldn't be mistaken. Or was he? Was all of this real? Or was it the haunting memory of the lovely woman still pursuing him right in his own home. Out of courtesy, she was perhaps returning his own hat which he has so kindly lent her earlier... All of this confusion added to Tequila shots turned his stomach and he felt the sudden urge to go throw up

**sandhunter** · October 7th, 2017, 01:42 AM

philll_77 dressed for work

.

**ball7** · October 7th, 2017, 08:47 AM

Sandhunter took his dog to the beach

**trailmaster** · October 11th, 2017, 11:57 AM

It was still dark in Estreeter's bedroom. The Sun had not risen yet. Estreeter was still asleep but he thought he was having this strange dream. He thought he could hear this booming voice sayingGet up, get out of bed, get up Estreeter.
Estreeter finally awoke and now he heard the sound again.Get up, get out of bed Estreeter
Estreeter said "Whose making that noise? Is the radio on? where is that sound coming from?It's coming from your lord, your God. Estreeter was fully awake now and he got out of his bed, and then the entire house shook!Are you now fully awake mortal? I have something important to say. Estreeter was dumbfounded. He did not know what was happening.You,Estreeter must take a trip to Rottnest Island and take a selfie with a quokka.No way, exclaimed Estreeter. I am not going to take no damn photo with those goofy-looking critters.You will or I will smite you. I will turn this house into smoking burning rubble. I have provided you and your wife with two first class tickets to Perth from Qantas Air Lines and tickets for the ferry from Perth to Rottnest Island. When you get there you have to, during your one week stay there go to the quokka area and get a selfie with one of them. If you think you can get away and come home without one I will know and you will find that where your house was is now a smoking crater.Estreeter begrudgingly agreed. He and his wife took the trip to Rottnest Island. Rottnest Island has become quite a tourist magnet. It has fine beaches, great restaurants, pizzza parlours and pubs and of course the quokka enclosure.

Estreeter · October 14th, 2017, 04:04 PM

palo5

Bringing home the bacon

, from Chernobyl

**SanteeFats** · October 14th, 2017, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

palo5

Bringing home the bacon

, from Chernobyl

My what big balls Palo has!!!

**sandhunter** · October 16th, 2017, 12:46 AM

Wimbo77

is showing this train his style

.

October 6th, 2017, 12:10 PM	#1473
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	kelio is working on the canal when he sees this distortion growing in the sky. There is lightning, weird color flashes and what appears to be a black hole. kelio knows what is happening. That space/time warp is opening up, so he throws himself into it and lands in a spooky graveyard in the middle of the night. There are headstones and crypts, but there is also something else. There are live skeletons walking toward him. kelio does not know what to do, but then out of the distance a tall black figure appears and starts destroying all the skeletons and zombies. It is trailmaster the vampire slayer. trailmaster walks toward kelio. trailmaster says "Hey kelio where have you been?" kelio says that he was sucked into this space warp and landed in 1836. trailmaster says.."kelio let's go to the nearest tavern and you can tell me all about it". Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:17 PM..

October 11th, 2017, 11:57 AM	#1477
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	It was still dark in Estreeter's bedroom. The Sun had not risen yet. Estreeter was still asleep but he thought he was having this strange dream. He thought he could hear this booming voice sayingGet up, get out of bed, get up Estreeter. Estreeter finally awoke and now he heard the sound again.Get up, get out of bed Estreeter Estreeter said "Whose making that noise? Is the radio on? where is that sound coming from?It's coming from your lord, your God. Estreeter was fully awake now and he got out of his bed, and then the entire house shook!Are you now fully awake mortal? I have something important to say. Estreeter was dumbfounded. He did not know what was happening.You,Estreeter must take a trip to Rottnest Island and take a selfie with a quokka.No way, exclaimed Estreeter. I am not going to take no damn photo with those goofy-looking critters.You will or I will smite you. I will turn this house into smoking burning rubble. I have provided you and your wife with two first class tickets to Perth from Qantas Air Lines and tickets for the ferry from Perth to Rottnest Island. When you get there you have to, during your one week stay there go to the quokka area and get a selfie with one of them. If you think you can get away and come home without one I will know and you will find that where your house was is now a smoking crater.Estreeter begrudgingly agreed. He and his wife took the trip to Rottnest Island. Rottnest Island has become quite a tourist magnet. It has fine beaches, great restaurants, pizzza parlours and pubs and of course the quokka enclosure. Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:18 PM..

October 14th, 2017, 04:04 PM	#1478
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October 5th, 2017, 02:51 PM	#1471
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,786 Times in 60,861 Posts	Palo actually does have a lighter side.

October 5th, 2017, 02:54 PM	#1472
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,310 Times in 13,886 Posts	Estreeter is crushed after showing Gordon Ramsey his latest Pizza creation

October 7th, 2017, 01:42 AM	#1475
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,310 Times in 13,886 Posts	philll_77 dressed for work .

October 7th, 2017, 08:47 AM	#1476
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Sandhunter took his dog to the beach

October 16th, 2017, 12:46 AM	#1480
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,310 Times in 13,886 Posts	Wimbo77 is showing this train his style .