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September 28th, 2017, 07:22 PM | #1461 |
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September 29th, 2017, 06:24 PM | #1462 |
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October 1st, 2017, 01:43 PM | #1463 |
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Kelio back in 1836 helping to build the Illinois & Michigan Canal finishes work for the day and goes to one of the taverns with his Irish immigrant buddies. Outside it is getting really dark and starts to rain heavily. kelio gets really drunk, stumbles out of the tavern and not looking where he is going falls into the canal which is now filled with rainy mud.The next morning his friends can't find him. They yell "kelio where are ye mon". kelio croaks "I'm here, get me out of this muck"! Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:19 PM.. |
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October 1st, 2017, 07:01 PM | #1464 |
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On this fine Sunday morning, Trailmaster went to his favorite place for a stroll.
The Illinois Prairie Path is the perfect place to find peace and quiet and admire all the wonders Nature has to offer. Little did Trailmaster know that he'd have a once-in-a-lifetime surprise encounter. He sure appreciated all of Nature's wonders now when he saw this young woman entirely naked. As it turns out, someone had stolen her clothes as she was sunbathing and was now distraught about her situation. Being the gentleman that he is, Trailmaster offered to give her a body massage in order for her to get warm and relaxed... However kind this proposition was, she declined. So Trailmaster left his hat so the damsel could get warm as he went to the nearby village and got shit-faced... Last edited by kelio; November 3rd, 2017 at 06:37 PM.. Reason: re up |
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October 4th, 2017, 09:48 AM | #1465 |
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October 4th, 2017, 03:49 PM | #1466 |
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