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December 14th, 2011, 04:57 PM | #1 |
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What's the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex?
My wife and I were having a quick one in the afternoon while the kids were watching cartoons. She rolled over on her back and started gasping and groaning as I entered her and after two or three thrusts she was screaming. I was very impressed with myself and ask her if I was really making her feel that good. Saying no she pushed me off and sat up. One of the kids toy trucks was on the bed and had been jabbing her in the back
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December 14th, 2011, 11:26 PM | #2 |
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Best and strangeness moment for me, was about 15 years ago.
My wife and I had the kids away, we were at home and we both were a little randy. So we slip-off to the bedroom and we had what I would state one of our best sex encounters in years. It was wonderful, tons of sex, a fun moment in the middle of the afternoon. And as I'm ready to explode, the dam phone rings... It was my mother-in-law, wanting to speak to my wife... So I handed the phone to my wife, "it's your mother, she wants to talk to you. My wife gave me this strange look and then tried to talk while I continued with the process we are trying to complete. So she tried concentrate to speak, as I continued to make love. It was fun to both hear and see my wife try to talk while I was busy doing business. She was a little pissed at me for that too. I cannot even think what my mother-in-law looked like when she hear me yell out I'm coming!! From that point on, we pull the plug of the phone so not to be bothered.
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December 15th, 2011, 10:28 PM | #3 |
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Decide to have sex with Ice cream inspired by those Haagen Daaz tv adverts from over a decade ago.
Put some ice cram in her pussy to lick it, but it sort of curdled and I was sick |
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December 17th, 2011, 04:07 PM | #4 |
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Once a lit cigarette dropped out of my mouth and fell on her bum. She didn't find that funny at all.
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December 20th, 2011, 12:33 AM | #5 |
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The ironing board collapsed.
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December 23rd, 2011, 01:27 AM | #6 |
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Saying `dead dog dead dog` over and over to try and prevent ejaculation and her taking extreme offence.it worked coz she left.
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December 23rd, 2011, 05:30 PM | #7 |
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It was 20 years ago. My, then, girlfriend and I had been together for about 5 months when one of her friends came to me and told me she was cheating on me.
I verified it by skipping class and watching our apartment. (yes, we shared an apartment in college) And sure enough, she showed up with another guy. So, the next day, I had an opportunity to be with another woman, so I took advantage of that. To my suprise, my girlfriend had the same idea that day. We did not hear her come in until she walked in the bedroom. We were all suprised to see that she was with the boyfriend of the girl I was with...................
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December 23rd, 2011, 08:14 PM | #8 |
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I woke up and there was a cup of tea and plate of biscuits on the bedside table.
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December 23rd, 2011, 10:21 PM | #9 |
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This wasn't actually in the act, but I was walking back to my hotel in a country in West Africa - hand in hand with my other half, it should be said - when I was propositioned by five prostitutes. The embarrassment was pretty evenly shared...
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December 23rd, 2011, 11:59 PM | #10 |
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Something similar happened to me in the far east. It was 2 prostitiutes and my reply was whilst pointing to my other half, she is going to give it to me for free
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