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January 4th, 2018, 03:03 PM | #1981 |
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Chuuutttt!!!! Don't repeat.
I've got a secret. Estreeter is the chairman of the board of directors of the Australian branch of Apple. He hates that we say that Apple is an unethical enterprise that get more than 200 billions hidden in offshore tax heavens. He thinks that paying 20 AU$ of taxes per year makes him a good leftist. |
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January 4th, 2018, 03:23 PM | #1982 |
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I bet no one knows why Estreeter only wears leotards on the beach -- it's because he has a massive Microsoft Windows logo tattooed on his chest
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January 4th, 2018, 03:45 PM | #1983 |
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Mal Hombre forced me to remove my last two post due to them containing the words "Trump" and "Penis pump"
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January 4th, 2018, 04:13 PM | #1984 |
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Two days before Herge's death he had begun storyboarding the latest Tintin adventure titled: "Tintin and the secret order of Brecht"
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January 4th, 2018, 09:31 PM | #1985 |
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Which he also makes.
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January 4th, 2018, 10:05 PM | #1986 |
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Freakin' Mattel got that injunction or I would have really cleaned up on the Barbie Blow Job doll. I had just started production on the Ken doll for the gay guys.
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January 4th, 2018, 10:41 PM | #1987 |
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Hertz and Sandhunter celebrated christmas together this year.
How ever they found it strange talking directly to each other without using a message board. So they wrote down sentences on post it notes and pinned them to Hertz's wife's boobs - it was the only way to make sure they saw the notes. Last edited by ball7; January 4th, 2018 at 11:02 PM.. |
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January 4th, 2018, 10:50 PM | #1988 |
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Ball7 does a hula dance in front of his mirror while wearing a grass skirt
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January 5th, 2018, 12:15 AM | #1989 |
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The Chicago urban myth of Candyman was loosely based on trailmaster.
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January 5th, 2018, 07:04 AM | #1990 | |
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palo5 and xyzde69 believe it or not are both already even though another 5 weeks away making me Valentines Day cards shopping for the best chocolates and even making the right and delightful flower arrangements Can't help themselves as I'm so adorable
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