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December 18th, 2017, 08:24 PM	#1771
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Brecht was born in an elevator

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December 18th, 2017, 08:29 PM	#1772
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Maxjoker would be a member of parliament for his local area but only if he could use Kenny Everett's big hands to get his message across. __________________

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December 18th, 2017, 09:34 PM

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Now that gay marriage is legal in Australia, Estreeter proposed to Palo; they're considering adoption although they're arguing about the child's name: Bruce or Vladimir

They are also considering calling him Donald.

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December 18th, 2017, 09:36 PM	#1774
jokerman Internet Defective Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: England Posts: 4,834 Thanks: 72,864 Thanked 71,261 Times in 4,832 Posts	Welderman has a season ticket to Villa Park. Because he's always been a closet Villa fan. __________________ I am not a number I'm a free man.

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December 18th, 2017, 09:39 PM	#1775
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Among the VEF's staff their is a theory that Wimbo is secretly Sam Spade in disguise. As nobody has seen them at the same time.

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December 18th, 2017, 10:28 PM

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Welderman doesn't drink, eat meat and he has only one testicle.

Ha Ha, that's not true, I do drink..

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December 18th, 2017, 10:48 PM

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Welderman has a season ticket to Villa Park. Because he's always been a closet Villa fan.

And then I woke up..

Thank god it was only a dream..

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December 19th, 2017, 07:25 AM	#1778
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Jack Gittes is Santa Claus. Fat, hairy and keeps trying to climb down the chimney

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December 19th, 2017, 07:49 AM	#1779
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,723 Times in 60,308 Posts	Hertz wants to be a nurse, nothing wrong with a male nurse, but he wants to have a sex change so he can be a female nurse __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 19th, 2017, 08:29 AM	#1780
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,170 Thanks: 300,228 Thanked 336,456 Times in 14,214 Posts	Brecht has been hired as a Chippendale to strip nude during midnight mass

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