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December 7th, 2017, 04:54 PM | #1591 |
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Brecht filled bottles with his farts in the local ambulance.These bottles are given as inhalations for patients
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December 7th, 2017, 05:23 PM | #1592 |
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Hertz is Santa Claus and is locked up in someones basement
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December 7th, 2017, 05:40 PM | #1593 |
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Hertz, ball7 & Estreeter are in a mental health establishment. Somehow, an imbecile gave them internet access. No one can punish them because they are certified lunatics
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December 7th, 2017, 07:14 PM | #1594 |
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Last week Hertz went shopping for a tombstone for his wife.
She isn't death and so doesn't one right now but he plans to change all of that very soon. |
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December 7th, 2017, 07:15 PM | #1595 |
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The Pope shocked the world by revealing he has been friends with Palo5 for years...People had said that they would have forgiven him if he had befriended Hitler, but Palo...no way.
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December 7th, 2017, 07:17 PM | #1596 |
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That's a definite lie,I don't even have a basement..
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December 7th, 2017, 07:47 PM | #1597 |
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Jenny48549 only allows certified lunatics to moderate VEF. No point is risking a normal person's sanity. Fortunately, VEF's membership provides a limitless supply of potential moderators.
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December 7th, 2017, 07:54 PM | #1598 | |
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Hertz is the hairiest man in Croatia. Samples of his fur are used in research to cure male pattern baldness but the first test object ended up with hair growing on his tongue. |
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December 7th, 2017, 08:18 PM | #1599 |
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Mal Hombre is not Santa Claus - he is more like a poor man's Tim Allen
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December 7th, 2017, 08:34 PM | #1600 |
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ball7 was Corey Feldman's imaginary best friend in the 1980s.
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