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December 7th, 2017, 04:54 PM	#1591
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	Brecht filled bottles with his farts in the local ambulance.These bottles are given as inhalations for patients

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ball7, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77

December 7th, 2017, 05:23 PM	#1592
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	Hertz is Santa Claus and is locked up in someones basement

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December 7th, 2017, 05:40 PM	#1593
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Hertz, ball7 & Estreeter are in a mental health establishment. Somehow, an imbecile gave them internet access. No one can punish them because they are certified lunatics

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December 7th, 2017, 07:14 PM	#1594
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Last week Hertz went shopping for a tombstone for his wife. She isn't death and so doesn't one right now but he plans to change all of that very soon.

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Brecht, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

December 7th, 2017, 07:15 PM	#1595
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	The Pope shocked the world by revealing he has been friends with Palo5 for years...People had said that they would have forgiven him if he had befriended Hitler, but Palo...no way.

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December 7th, 2017, 07:17 PM

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Hertz is Santa Claus and is locked up in someones basement

That's a definite lie,I don't even have a basement..

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December 7th, 2017, 07:47 PM	#1597
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Jenny48549 only allows certified lunatics to moderate VEF. No point is risking a normal person's sanity. Fortunately, VEF's membership provides a limitless supply of potential moderators.

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December 7th, 2017, 07:54 PM

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Brecht filled bottles with his farts in the local ambulance.These bottles are given as inhalations for patients

Hey, I saved lives!

Hertz is the hairiest man in Croatia. Samples of his fur are used in research to cure male pattern baldness but the first test object ended up with hair growing on his tongue.

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December 7th, 2017, 08:18 PM	#1599
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre is not Santa Claus - he is more like a poor man's Tim Allen

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Brecht, Arturo2nd, chromax, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, lagerlout, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

December 7th, 2017, 08:34 PM	#1600
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	ball7 was Corey Feldman's imaginary best friend in the 1980s.

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ball7, Arturo2nd, chromax, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, Roubignol

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