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May 7th, 2023, 08:25 PM | #701 |
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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May 9th, 2023, 02:38 PM | #702 |
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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
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Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!
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You was sent back to earth from hell because the devil choked on your soul.
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The Grim Reaper wants a divorce from you
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I remember seeing your daughter for the first time. I was the attending medic and she was in a coma.
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