Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[Eric Cartman]

[Decadence]

1961-1994

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

[Eric Cartman]

Originally Posted by Decadence

1961-1994

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

Bill Hicks. It's important to be reminded about his work. He was a genius as far as I'm concerned. Always thought of him as the new George Carlin.

Died of pancreatic cancer at age 32. Another bright light extinguished long before it should have.

Few knew of his poor prognosis and he wrote this a week prior to his death.


"I was born William Melvin Hicks on December 16, 1961 in Valdosta, Georgia. Ugh. Melvin Hicks from Georgia. Yee Har! I already had gotten off to life on the wrong foot. I was always "awake," I guess you'd say. Some part of me clamoring for new insights and new ways to make the world a better place. All of this came out years down the line, in my multitude of creative interests that are the tools I now bring to the Party. Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me. I'd read these words and off I went – dreaming my own imaginative dreams. Exercising them at will, eventually to form bands, comedy, more bands, movies, anything creative. This is the coin of the realm I use in my words – Vision. On June 16, 1993 I was diagnosed with having "liver cancer that had spread from the pancreas." One of life's weirdest and worst jokes imaginable. I'd been making such progress recently in my attitude, my career and realizing my dreams that it just stood me on my head for a while. "Why me!?" I would cry out, and "Why now!?" Well, I know now there may never be any answers to those particular questions, but maybe in telling a little about myself, we can find some other answers to other questions. That might help our way down our own particular paths, towards realizing my dream of New Hope and New Happiness. Amen. I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."


He was a rare mix of intelligent and funny and I sure wish he was aound to help make sense of the bullshit that's happening today.

[Dropped52]

Cartman the bill waterson was perfect man! I love Calvin and hobbes and read it every night with my son. It's even better reading it as an adult because the humor transcends so well.

[MaxJoker]

Our true nationality is mankind

~ H. G. Wells

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine

~ Lord Byron

For some reason they gave me a plastic knife

~ OJ Simpson

[Eric Cartman]

[Decadence]

1925-1966

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

[Eric Cartman]

[Silicone Carne]

[Decadence]

1937-2005

GONZO!


The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

They say that "he who flies highest, falls farthest" and who am I to argue? But we can't forget that "he who doesn't flap his wings, never flies at all.

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I just usually go with my own taste. If I like something, and it happens to be against the law, well, then I might have a problem.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way.

I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.