Things Noticeable this week - Page 1160

**tamsmith** · August 30th, 2012, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

Actually if a donkey rapes a mare, you end up with a mule.

My son watched a man rape a donkey in Iraq. I don't really want to know what you end up with.

**rotobott** · August 30th, 2012, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tamsmith

My son watched a man rape a donkey in Iraq. I don't really want to know what you end up with.

I should make a comment, but really why and WTF, and why tell your dad

So I won't

**palo5** · August 30th, 2012, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tamsmith

My son watched a man rape a donkey in Iraq. I don't really want to know what you end up with.

Nothing, of course, because cross-species doesn't work

Why do you think the Hedgehog has no children?

Sorry, Ron

**tamsmith** · August 30th, 2012, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

I should make a comment, but really why and WTF, and why tell your dad

So I won't

He was bored and through the telescopic lens of a rifle he watched.

As to why he told me? Because Tony Blair and the BBC suppressed it. Even CNN stopped reporting.

**haroldeye** · August 31st, 2012, 06:53 AM

Security cameras in Afghanistan caught a goatherd rogering one of his flock in glorious TI. I thought it was published on You Tube but I may be (usually am) wrong.

**Almero** · August 31st, 2012, 07:18 AM

Andy Roddick will retire after this year’s U.S. Open.
Roddick, who captured the U.S. Open in 2003, is the last American to win a major championship, and the last American to be ranked number one on the ATP computer. But the truly interesting question is this: who’ll be the next American man to reach that level?

Ru553ll · August 31st, 2012, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

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A better idea is to buy the entire harvest and convert it into painkillers. I know they've thought about it a gazillion times, but it's still the best solution

Even better, decriminalize the end product - like the 21st Amendment, and for the same reason, to take money away from violent criminals. Doing this would also have a nice domestic payback, as the addicts would need to commit much less crime to fund their habits.

cf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-...s_Constitution

**gedly** · September 1st, 2012, 09:52 PM

Max Bygraves 1922-2012 RIP . A legend to many though I recall he was rather dull on Family Fortunes.

My one memory is when he did a routine with roadsigns and showed this:

and said "This one reminds me of the Irishman who dipped his headlights"

I also found this. Didn't have a uncanny resemblance to Rick Astley?

**Greenman** · September 2nd, 2012, 02:33 PM

Max used to have the late Geoff Love and his Orchestra on his show. I remember him singing those two seemingly nonsense songs "There's a tiny house..." which then finished with "gilly, gilly, offenfeffer, katzenella, bogen by the sea" and the equally daft "maizy doats and doesy doats) which was of course meant "mares eat oats, and doe's eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy, a kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?" Well no Max, not unless I wanted to poison myself

I thought he was a very good entertainer and often mimicked too mostly by Mike Yarwood and then Les Dennis.
He will be missed-a one off again.

**Greenman** · September 3rd, 2012, 08:58 PM

Just noticed this, in the Paralympics, the whole Olympic stadium collectively booed when George Osborne was introduced as one of the medal presenters-ha ha, do you think old ferret face is worried about tomorrow's reshuffle?

September 2nd, 2012, 02:33 PM	#11599
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,586 Times in 19,356 Posts	Max used to have the late Geoff Love and his Orchestra on his show. I remember him singing those two seemingly nonsense songs "There's a tiny house..." which then finished with "gilly, gilly, offenfeffer, katzenella, bogen by the sea" and the equally daft "maizy doats and doesy doats) which was of course meant "mares eat oats, and doe's eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy, a kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?" Well no Max, not unless I wanted to poison myself I thought he was a very good entertainer and often mimicked too mostly by Mike Yarwood and then Les Dennis. He will be missed-a one off again. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,586 Times in 19,356 Posts	Just noticed this, in the Paralympics, the whole Olympic stadium collectively booed when George Osborne was introduced as one of the medal presenters-ha ha, do you think old ferret face is worried about tomorrow's reshuffle? __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

August 31st, 2012, 06:53 AM	#11595
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,716 Thanks: 113,591 Thanked 59,980 Times in 5,708 Posts	Security cameras in Afghanistan caught a goatherd rogering one of his flock in glorious TI. I thought it was published on You Tube but I may be (usually am) wrong.

August 31st, 2012, 07:18 AM	#11596
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,346 Times in 1,425 Posts	Andy Roddick will retire after this year’s U.S. Open. Roddick, who captured the U.S. Open in 2003, is the last American to win a major championship, and the last American to be ranked number one on the ATP computer. But the truly interesting question is this: who’ll be the next American man to reach that level?

September 1st, 2012, 09:52 PM	#11598
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,903 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	Max Bygraves 1922-2012 RIP . A legend to many though I recall he was rather dull on Family Fortunes. My one memory is when he did a routine with roadsigns and showed this: and said "This one reminds me of the Irishman who dipped his headlights" I also found this. Didn't have a uncanny resemblance to Rick Astley?