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Old 09-05-2010, 10:14 AM   #511
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I wonder if she posts in a forum somewhere in a thread titled "Men you shouldn't really fancy"
Great voice though
Manly, yes, but I like her too!

A surprisingly good body... Well, nineteen years ago, anyway. She's put on a bit of weight since this:

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Old 09-05-2010, 10:43 AM   #512
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Don't know if these two have been nominated yet, but:

Lorraine Kelly

Beverly Callard

Both top-notch examples of mature totty. I can't imagine why I shouldn't fancy them, but having read through the first seven pages of the thread, they seem to fit the bill.
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Don't know if she has been mentioned but what about Alex Polizzi the Hotel Inspector?
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Don't know if these two have been nominated yet, but:

Lorraine Kelly

Beverly Callard

Both top-notch examples of mature totty. I can't imagine why I shouldn't fancy them, but having read through the first seven pages of the thread, they seem to fit the bill.
there's certainly never been any shortage of men fancying Lorraine Kelly...Can't think why, wonder if it has anything to do with those legs, or that lovely cleavage....

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Old 09-16-2010, 09:16 PM   #515
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The Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten...I love the twinkle in her eyes, when she talks about her fave food (and she can cook, too)...

I totally agree. Plus there's a sensuous quality to her personality that makes you think she'd be dynamite in bed. OTOH, Giada de Laurentiis scares me with her stick-figure body and huge rows of teeth. Yikes!
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Old 09-17-2010, 09:10 PM   #516
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I don't know why I *shouldn't* fancy TV & Broadway sizzler Sara Ramirez, but she hasn't got a thread here. C'mon, the woman just exudes sex.
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My "embarrassing" crush is Cathy Newman
(Political correspondent for Channel 4 News)

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Maybe it's just me but there's just something about this Teutonic temptress that makes me randy baby!! I know she's evil but aren't they all. I like her stern attitude, her devil may care look, her complete lack of concern for other humans. That's my kind of woman! Sure she may have an Evil child but I can look past that. Sure she also has a lesbian lover but I'm open-minded. Plus she's German so chances are she's pretty kinky.



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Old 09-21-2010, 03:28 PM   #519
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Don't know if ... have been nominated yet, but ... Beverly Callard.
You can see Corrie actress Beverley Callard topless in the 1983 TV program 'The Intercessor/ Shades of Darkness' at this link:
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