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Old 05-31-2009, 04:34 PM   #41
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Yep Helen is rough enough to make you think twice

I don't know if Fiona Allen from Smack the Pony qualifies as I actually do think she is quite hot but she is showing her age and sagging a bit.

Zoe Wanamaker?

And what about frumpy posh spoiled totty Kirsty Allsop?
Ah! Kirsty's pussy what a location,location,location
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:53 PM   #42
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Old 06-07-2009, 12:37 PM   #43
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Hate her politics, but I'd like to shoot her moose.....


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Old 06-07-2009, 01:26 PM   #44
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A previously unknown to me euphemism with an unexpected charm. Unlike the lady herself one would guess. I applaud your bad taste and assure you I have similar feelings on the matter.

Juxtaposing the images of the imminent decease by gunfire of a gormless looking overgrown deer with sexually penetrating the genitals of a not unattractive American politician pleasantly boggles my mind.

I have the feeling you've just made my day.
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I reckon she must be a bit like this by now.....
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Just stumbled into this thread and am feeling a little perplexed - I thought it was normal to fancy J K Rowling. She's a good-looking woman!
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Mother-In-Law. No not mine, but a friend many years ago confided to me that he fancied his Mum-in-law. Have to admit, she was tasty-mid forties, great legs etc: Anyway to cut to the chase, he bedded her. Not only that they ran away together for a few weeks before they returned shame faced to their respective partners to face the music. My mate found out while they were away that she had had countless lovers over the years, including the odd lesbian fling. She took it up the arse like a pro and gave him the best blow job ever. My mate's wife forgave them both but the Ma-In_law's husband slung her out. She's since remarried, by the way.
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