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Old 05-29-2009, 05:15 PM   #31
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Carol Malia who presents Look North a really classy bird
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:43 AM   #32
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Every time I see Shirley Stelfox (Edna) on Emmerdale, I get the horn thinking back to her & Julie Walters in Personal Services in the schoolgirl outfits!

Lucy Siegle in The One Show

Pat Butcher in Eastenders!

Jane Curtin in 3rd Rock from the Sun
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:07 AM   #33
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Default Australian televisions - Deborah Hutton



Unfortunately (perhaps) the lifestyle show of which she is a presenter, is not broadcast in my state. I just see her occasionally on other shows on those rare occassions I watch t.v.
She has some of that Aussie wholesomeness about her, while at the same time I would imagine she'd be high maintenance, like every other woman on this forum.
Still, who wouldn't like to try "Living with Deborah Hutton"?
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:20 AM   #34
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Hey - nowt wrong with Deb Hutton! She is hot hot hot. My own fav rarely seen presenter is Ruth Englund (an idea for a new thread is brewing).

This one is all about borderline birds. eg:

Judy Finnegan



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She's absolutely horrendous most of the time, but Hazel Blears in her biker gear can get the balls revolving.

The sort of puritanical woman who you imagine would be pure filth with a cock in her grasp.
Hazel Blears is my MP and she's piss-poor at it.

I don't know about attractive in biker gear, but I do hope that at the end of this present parliamentary expenses scandal the only job she's able to get will necessitate her regularly taking a cock in her grasp, and in several other places about her person. For a very small fee indeed.

So you might be in luck
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:39 PM   #36
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Ah - brilliant. I laughed out loud at the above

Well think of it like this - if you were standing at the bar, pint in hand and a few mates gathered round. . . would you start a conversation by saying "See that Lisa Riley, I really fancy her." I'm guessing you wouldn't. As you point out it's not that it's wrong but as the title says, you shouldn't really fancy her.
OK, Snufkin, I submit Alison Janney, best know as CJ in the West Wing



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Kristen Johnston from "3rd Rock From The Sun"



I reckon I fancy these two because despite them both having faces that need lots of make-up to make them look normal, and both tending to the stick-insect, they're both tall birds - I know Kristen Johnston's a six footer.

When I was a teenager 5'7" was tall for a girl and most I knew were around 5 foot nowt to 5'4" and shagging short women missionary style gets to be a nuisance when you're up to eighteen inches taller than them (I'm 6'6").
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Old 05-31-2009, 01:38 AM   #37
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I thought about posting this in Snufkins sister thread, http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...584#post674584, but Jo has had them out before, so I guess that disqualifies her from there.
Even so, I'd be on her like white on rice.
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Old 05-31-2009, 09:12 AM   #38
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Default Women you really shouldn't fancy

Thanks Blondi - to think she looked stunning in 'On her Majesties Secret Service' and she still looks alright today!

I get a lot of abuse for saying a fancy Kate Bush. She is going on both my threads too. A crying shame she didn't pose earlier but she still looks great.

Here is possibly her sexiest pic (for me) ever:
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Default Sally 'Traffic' Boazman

And yes, I'd like to get on top of this and give it one (or two)....
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Just had a thought: Philippa Forester would put a smile on my face!
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