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Old 07-24-2009, 06:16 AM   #111
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My secret shame I've always had a disgusting thing for her



A bit like Shallow Hall
This is how I imagine her to be in private



Oh god I'm so ashamed, but at least my passion is still a secret......


Still it could have been



Mo Mowlam

Then I think I would have to rip out my taste buds with pliers and castrate myself with a butter knife.

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Old 07-25-2009, 05:19 PM   #112
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Lesbians converting straight women.
There are these two women on a shopping TV channel. I like to imagine that one is a lesbian and the other is naive and being groomed for some lusty lady loving.

In fact, watching them a little while ago - One was almost having an orgasm at a really poor joke the other made. You know that way that perverts like me imagine means that she is just aching for a bit of muff munching action.
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Old 07-28-2009, 07:23 PM   #113
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She looked yummy through and through in the "Live at the Hammersmith" concert video. I wish I could find the hard to find "Saturday Night Live" appearance.
Here you go........

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...05829760934569
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:46 PM   #114
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I've always had a thing for Felicity Kendall...ever since my grandad used to make me watch repeats of the Good Life as a kid...Cheers Grandad!!!
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:52 PM   #115
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I don't know if Fiona Allen from Smack the Pony qualifies as I actually do think she is quite hot but she is showing her age and sagging a bit.
Woah. Steady on there. Ms Allen is seriously tasty. Did you know her grandfather was Harry Allen, the hangman? No demerits there.

On topic, I nearly killed a friend one night by suggesting I'd like to bounce on KD Lang's bones. How he survived inhaling half a pint of cider I'll never know.

I also think Sarah Palin's a bit of alright, as long as she's not babbling god and guns stuff.

Penelope Wilton ... hmm ...
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Jane Kaczmarek, best known as Malcolm's mom in Malcolm In The Middle



A 53 year old scrawn with eyes too close together, but I'd happily feed her the whole of my kielbasa.

Christ! Ben Turpin in drag.
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:21 AM   #117
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I'll give you Kirsty Walk and her extra large arse
I caught Kirsty on Newsnight last week and was struck by just how short her skirt was.

Excellent!
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Miss Rosa from PBS. Fits in the "you shouldn't really fancy" category because the only time I see her is when I'm stuck watching some kids programming with my daughter.




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Default Esther "That's Life" Rantzen

If you can ignore the teeth, she's got a great pair of tits.



Love the big nips in the yellow vest..........
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:52 PM   #120
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oh sod it ..Denise Welch
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