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Old 12-17-2011, 10:19 AM   #1
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Wink In my pants

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This one should be pretty funny. To play, name any Song artist with title and add "in my pants" at the end. You can use any song you want, but it must have a verb and form a complete sentence. You can use ! . ? signs at the end as well, or add commas where you see fit. Some examples:

Cyndi Lauper - Girls just want to have fun in my pants!
ACDC - Let There Be Rock in my pants!
Rolling Stones - Anybody seen my baby in my pants??

Wrong: ACDC - TNT in my pants (while it sounds funny, but has no verb)
Also Wrong: Jive Bunny - Great balls of fire in my pants! (no verb either, sorry!!)

and so on. I'll kick it off with:
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling in my pants!
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Old 12-17-2011, 10:42 AM   #2
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:08 AM   #3
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K D Lang-Constant Craving (in my pants)
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Old 12-17-2011, 01:18 PM   #4
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Britney Spears - Opps, I did it again in my pants!

Clash - Should I stay or should I go in my pants?

Donna Summer - She works hard for the money in my pants!
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Old 12-17-2011, 01:20 PM   #5
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Pink Floyd-Wish you were here (in my pants)

The Doors-Touch me (in my pants)

Bob Dylan-Too much of nothing (in my pants)
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Nirvana - Smells like Teen Spirit (in my pants)

Godflesh - Circle Of Shit (in my pants)
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Chrome - Critical Mass (in my pants)
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Fudge Tunnel - Tipper Gore (in my pants)
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The Alan Parsons Project:
Day After Day (in my pants)

Leo Sayer:
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing (in my pants)

George McCrae:
Rock Your Baby (in my pants)

Boz Skaggs:
Might have to Cry (in my pants)
We're All Alone (in my pants)
You Make it so Hard (in my pants)

Billy Mack:
Christmas is all Around (in my pants)

Olivia Olson:
All I Want for Christmas is You (in my pants)

Lynden David Hall:
All You Need is Love (in my pants)

Yanni:
Reflections of Passion (in my pants)
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Mott the Hoople - All the Young Dudes In My Pants.
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David Bowie -Space Oddity in My Pants
The Dooleys-You Got Me in My Pants
The Sweet-Little Willy in My Pants
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AC/DC-Fire your Guns in my pants

The incredible string band-Swift as the wind in my pants

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