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Old 03-28-2011, 10:58 AM   #1
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Default World Penis size map

Hope the link works, and it's ok to post this sort of link here....I had a bit of trouble getting it to show right...it takes awhile,(click on arrow in upper right hand border) but at the bottom of the map, there was a list by country....
http://www.disinfo.com/2011/03/world-penis-size-map/
Average in South Korea was 3.8 inches...I think I am going to move there!
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Old 03-28-2011, 11:07 AM   #2
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Size varies by location?

Where exactly live the blokes with the hairiest bollocks - that I'd like to know.
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Where exactly live the blokes with the hairiest bollocks - that I'd like to know.
Why???

No, wait!!!

On second thought, I don't think I really do want to know why you'd like to know that.
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Old 03-28-2011, 03:58 PM   #4
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I'll just shave the base and it'll make me French.
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So that's why most of the guys seen fucking those Eastern European babes are Hungarian... Or rather, well-Hungarian.

Looking at that particular region, it's little wonder why Romania might have an issue with the Hungarian neighbours and fear all their women crossing the border in search of schlong.

I'd also reckon Canada having a slightly bigger average than the US is all down to good old Peter North.
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:38 PM   #6
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I see the UK's average is the same as Libya's,Spooky.....
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Numbers make sense to me. I guess the erect rather than flaccid measurements would be more indicative, lol. Fortunately I'll not be taking the other half to Congo or Sudan for our hols. And you can forget Colombia!

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I thought this topic was about a penis that was so big you could draw a map of the world on it!
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So, is this inches or centimeters?


But seriously, I know this is disinformation and not to be taken too seriously,
but I also know that there was a survey done in the late seventies on the
same topic, 'cos I remember it from course work at Uni.

I remember the joke at the time as being to do with the relative male/female
external/internal size difference coupled with the percentage of population,
resulting in several thousand miles of unused pussy in NY City alone.
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Do women have different sized front-bottoms or what? They never tell us that do they?
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