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Old 05-14-2011, 04:29 PM   #1
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This may well be the worst tattoo I have ever seen,unless You have seen worse...

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Old 05-14-2011, 04:57 PM   #2
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I told him I wanted a tattoo of MOM
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Old 05-14-2011, 04:59 PM   #3
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Maybe that is His Mom!
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Old 05-14-2011, 05:20 PM   #4
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Maybe that is His Mom!
Thought i recognised her
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:43 PM   #5
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Never understood why people get them. But If that floats your boat go for it.
I suppose the worst ones are the facial tats, spider's web, tear drop etc. "hello, i'm here for the job interview"
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:15 AM   #6
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I think Natasha Marley is one of the most beautiful women in the business , but why, WHY did she have to ruin her beauty with these crappy tatoos
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I have never seen any woman so fat/ugly/horrible that a tatto would improve her.
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I have never seen any woman so fat/ugly/horrible that a tatto would improve her.
But there's many an attractive woman Who's disfigured Herself with them.
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I feel the start of a new thread. Do beautiful women get told they are beautiful too often and decide they will fuck it up with a tattoo?
Or do they think of us as worshippers of female skin and see how ,much we can tolerate?
If there are any amateur shrinks out there :-
The sex industry and erosion of female self esteem
Is the cult of female tattoos a socially acceptable form of self-harming.
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Just dont let him drop his trousers and show you Lady GaGa waggling her tongue
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