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November 20th, 2011, 01:48 PM | #2761 |
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What's the difference between a new penny and the River Mersey??
Well, ones bright and shiny ......
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November 20th, 2011, 01:54 PM | #2762 |
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Evidentally, many people are worried about the end of the world in December 2012.....
I hear that churches will organise fast-track communions, all the mosques will offer a last chance for conversion ....................and synagogues will hold closing-down sales.
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November 20th, 2011, 02:33 PM | #2763 |
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Anyone want to pay me £150 to see Justin Bieber live?
This isn't a ticket offer, it's a ransom note.
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November 20th, 2011, 04:49 PM | #2764 |
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Little Jimmy was a nice little boy. Unfortunately, a birth defect left him without the use of his hands, so every time he needed to go to the bathroom and pee someone would have to hold "it" for him.
So one day while his mother was bringing him to the bathroom as she often would, she was starting to unzip his zipper and little Jimmy said to his mother, Ma, I don't want that you should hold for me." So his mother, somewhat perplexed, said to him, You don't? Then who do you want should hold it for you? Do you want daddy to hold it for you? Little Jimmy sharply replied back, No! His mother asks, Then do you want your brother should hold it for you? No!, he sharply replied! Then do you want your sister should hold it for you? No!, he again sharply replied! Then who do you want should hold it for you, mother asks? I want grandma should hold it for me, he says. So mother asks, why do you want grandma should hold it for you? He smiles at his mother and says, Because her hand shakes! |
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I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and not get any dirty looks.
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I've just bought some of that 007 Viagra. It makes you roger more!
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Ha, that again reminds me of Jordan........... she's been rogered more times than a police radio!!
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November 21st, 2011, 01:25 AM | #2769 |
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Definition of a Hypocrite :
An atheist who writes a book and prays it sells. |
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I used t be a Werewolf but I am alright Noooooowwwwwww!
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