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September 19th, 2017, 02:19 PM

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You guys must be cut from the same cloth.

You're tearing them to shreds.

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September 19th, 2017, 03:01 PM	#12702
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September 19th, 2017, 03:59 PM

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... or do I mean teasing them to threads?

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September 19th, 2017, 04:12 PM

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... or do I mean teasing them to threads?

Stop needling us!

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September 19th, 2017, 06:26 PM	#12705
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus ? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe (Take it down if it's too sick for the current climate) __________________

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Yes, please. I'm just about ready to bolt.

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What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus ?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

(Take it down if it's too sick for the current climate)

I've read that people who knew him said he was fond of having sex with Escorts. Trouble is, he kept burning his balls on the exhaust.

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September 20th, 2017, 06:45 PM	#12708
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September 20th, 2017, 07:50 PM	#12709
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September 20th, 2017, 08:13 PM	#12710
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