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Old August 18th, 2017, 03:36 PM   #11
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Sandhunter is so childish ,
He gave this thread a 1 star rating. just because he could
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I'm so childish that the term MILF has a far more important meaning than the usual sex thing ....



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Old August 18th, 2017, 11:05 PM   #12
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Old August 19th, 2017, 03:44 PM   #13
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Contemplated blocking the mean spirited weenie zoom dweebie who awarded this thread a single star
Because given it was Streets idea I take that as an insult towards our beloved (There I said it ) Fellow Forum Fella
Muahahaha yes Mr Twitchy we know who done the deed, did you really think I (We) wouldn't
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Old August 19th, 2017, 04:05 PM   #14
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Contemplated blocking the mean spirited weenie zoom dweebie who awarded this thread a single star
You came to the right decision not blocking the silly willy that did that
See, blocking is only fun for 1 minute Thanking their posts and then removing them on mass at a later date is much more childish and adds to hours of fun, for kids
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Old August 25th, 2017, 01:28 PM   #15
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Have this on the desk ,



To signify my fanatical fondness of V.E.F
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Old August 25th, 2017, 02:53 PM   #16
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If I were given that to wear as a joke pointing out I am a child .... I would just so I could be labeled a child knowing I'd get into trouble
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Old August 25th, 2017, 07:52 PM   #17
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Saw a photo of a neat Japanese concept car on the cover of an old US car mag (Road & Track, I believe). It was so cool, it looked Italian (strongly derivative, at least). The name of it was Dome-0 ('Dome Zero'). On my first business trip to Japan years later I found and purchased a well-executed die cast model of it with forward opening doors and retractable headlights. (Strictly as a 'collectible', of course, with no intention to play with it...more than once or twice a year.)

Fast forward 10 years. My toddler daughter finds it early one Saturday morning. She's playing with it when she accidentally moves the lever to raise the headlights (which resemble sinister eyes opening). Scares the crap out of her, so she runs out of the room thinking the car has come alive. Even more endearingly, it took 5 years before she could share this story.

Nice to see an exotic car have that kind of impact on a member of the female persuasion every now and then.

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Old August 28th, 2017, 12:53 PM   #18
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Not going to thank PatentHappy`s post
Because he didn't thank anybody else`s on the thread , even the originators first
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Old August 28th, 2017, 04:16 PM   #19
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Not going to thank PatentHappy`s post
Because he didn't thank anybody else`s on the thread , even the originators first
Whomever that is
Good shaming. He deserved it.

Actually, I didn't understand the t-shirt reference in the first post and felt too stupid to ask. Then, I was planning to thank Estreeter for the MILF-fart joke, but I'm unemployed and in the US the employers have started asking/searching for applicants' social media accounts. I'm such a coward I was worried that thanking someone for a MILF-fart joke might jeopardize my chances for work. (No excuse for skipping the other posts in order to rush-post my own. Regrets.)
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Old August 28th, 2017, 04:49 PM   #20
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Not going to thank PatentHappy`s post
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...I use my depression too often as an excuse for lapses in attention...and judgment.

Wait, I don't want any potential employers to think I have a problem with depression. I was getting better, honest. Until that last shaming.

But really, thanks for reminding me to catch up on my thanks. I have no intention of using my attention deficit disorder as a vehicle for sympathy. That's my ratty, rusty old car's job.

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