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Old June 29th, 2017, 10:45 PM   #1381
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SanteeFats volunteering at the Santee, California Center for Retarded Fat Kids accidently destroys a resident's electronic gaming system. Boy! Are you in trouble now!




A little harsh on the kids isn't it???
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Old July 2nd, 2017, 10:18 PM   #1382
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SanteeFats getting yelled at by the Supervisor of the Santee, California Volunteer Office. "Mr. SF you have messed up for the last time. That child whose game system you broke had a temper tantrum and smashed his room apart". "You have to go to a special seminar on how to be more careful with people and city property". "If you pass you will be given one more chance"! "Don't mess up or I will make your life miserable"!




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Old July 2nd, 2017, 10:52 PM   #1383
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SanteeFats getting yelled at by the Supervisor of the Santee, California Volunteer Office. "Mr. SF you have messed up for the last time. That child whose game system you broke had a temper tantrum and smashed his room apart". "You have to go to a special seminar on how to be more careful with people and city property". "If you pass you will be given one more chance"! "Don't mess up or I will make your life miserable"!




You are aware I have not volunteered for over 2 years since I tore my shoulder up aren't you???.
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Old July 2nd, 2017, 10:59 PM   #1384
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You are aware I have not volunteered for over 2 years since I tore my shoulder up aren't you???.
If you no longer volunteer, maybe you should remove that from your profile. As long as I see that in the section of your profile called "About me" I will assume that you are still volunteering and make fun of your projects.
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If you no longer volunteer, maybe you should remove that from your profile. As long as I see that in the section of your profile called "About me" I will assume that you are still volunteering and make fun of your projects.
Good point will do.
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SanteeFats passed his test given to him by the supervisor of the Santee, California Dept of Volunteering, but when he went to leave he fell down the office steps, damaged his shoulder and this ends his volunteering for an unspecified period.





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Old July 14th, 2017, 05:20 PM   #1387
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What footstep really looks like , this picture is from a recent Dungeons and Dragons convention



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What footstep really looks like , this picture is from a recent Dungeons and Dragons convention


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Where as Max was wise at a young age ..... pictured seeing Broccoli for the first time



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