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Old 05-19-2009, 06:26 PM   #1
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Red face Women you shouldn't really Fancy.

Being an anonymous forum I'm not ashamed to admit to having thought about pumping Lisa Tarbuck or kids TV - Wizadora.

Lets put our votes forward for those women you probably know it's wrong to fancy.

Coleen Nolan

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours and her adopted Daughter Rachel (not quite sure if that would be legal yet).

Carenza Lewis from C4 Timeteam.

Sally Traffic from Radio2 (just cos of her damn sexy voice).

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Old 05-19-2009, 06:53 PM   #2
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I agree with the Carenza Lewis bit, I'd always though of trowling her trench might be fun!
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Old 05-19-2009, 07:22 PM   #3
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I'm afraid I haven't a clue who any of these ladies are. Sorry!
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Old 05-19-2009, 07:30 PM   #4
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Clues in the thread title Billy! They are pretty rank imho!
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Old 05-19-2009, 07:37 PM   #5
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i dont know why,but i fancy,,,dame kelly holmes,,,,i think theres something wrong with me,,,,im not into butch women(well maybe madonna),i allways fancy,pretty girly women,but kelly does something for me,,,,,,,sick i know.
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maybe it's just me, but i think katie couric is rank
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:16 PM   #7
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maybe it's just me, but i think katie couric is rank


Katie Couric is cute as can be, and as you can see in the photo has a bit of spirit as well.
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:54 AM   #8
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kate silverton
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Dame Kelly Holmes
My old french teacher at school!

Enough said...
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Edwina Currie always did it for me, but I like powerful women.

Alas, they don't like me.

I tried to jump on top of Hillary Clinton but some bastard in sunglasses shot me through the scrotum. Twice.



But then again, would I want to be slurping up John Major's semen after he'd been giving it one? No - I think not. I'll stick to Salmonella & eggs.

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Old 09-10-2009, 05:58 AM   #10
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