Hypochondriac's Thread , So Post Those Ailments Before You Drop Down Dead ! - Page 3

**pharoahegypt** · October 24th, 2011, 11:28 PM

You were the red indian.... right..???

**billybunter** · October 25th, 2011, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

You were the red indian.... right..???

The only Indians around here arrive in a clapped out car and in a foil dish. Very tasty until the morning

**botogames** · October 25th, 2011, 03:01 AM

Went to the doctor because my knees had a strange look and were creaking... he told my it's my old age... I told him; I think, I have kneeasles.

A week later I visited the doctor, hey doc my toes are crossed, they smell and look bad, do you think I need help. He told me it's old age and to go home and forget my problem. Hey the Internet told me I have toeleio.

Yesterday I went to the doctor and showed him my cock and told him I don't like the way it looked... he told me wow you must have smallcocks disease!!

MaxJoker · October 25th, 2011, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Sometimes I think I am dead, a ghost haunting myself. Everything I touch turns to shite. Can't sleep, eat or tie my shoe laces. Should buy an elephant gun and put myself down.

How`s the children`s party entertaining going mate

I fell asleep last night for a few hours.

But can't remember dreaming.

So must have been in a coma .

MaxJoker · October 25th, 2011, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Well, yes I am. Ever see the movie "one flew over BB's nest?"

Based on your life i understand

Mind you they changed your characters name to Nurse Ratched

I`m freezing cold this morning.

Some might debate whether it`s the open window causing that as the rotten winds blowing a gale while i have on only a t-shirt.

Me i say it`s probably the Ebola virus.

**billybunter** · October 26th, 2011, 12:18 PM

Every morning I get these really painful cramps in my feet and calfs. It has now started in my fingers too

It took me 20mins to get out of bed this morning. I should have just stayed in bloody bed

Estreeter · October 26th, 2011, 07:04 PM

I think I've got worms

I'm constantly hungry and eat and eat and eat and eat

Or maybe I'm just a pig

**sweatyhat** · October 26th, 2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I think I've got worms

I'm constantly hungry and eat and eat and eat and eat

Watch this educational vid and you'll know if it's necessary to visit the quack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFvkr...eature=related

**TCO95** · October 26th, 2011, 09:48 PM

Sometimes, when I'm watching a movie, and it just starts to get really interesting, I get the most incredible swelling. When the nurse attempts an examination it gives off a forceful (sometimes face full) discharge. Side effects include sleepiness and general laziness but an odd euphoria. I can't figure it out. Any one else heard of this? Is there a cure? Is this terminal?

Sign Me
Strangely Happy.

**exfarmer** · October 26th, 2011, 10:23 PM

I can't stop farting tonight and they bloody stink. Does this mean i'm rotting from the inside out?

October 24th, 2011, 11:28 PM	#21
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October 25th, 2011, 03:01 AM	#23
botogames Everything in Moderation Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: On VACA - Aloha! Posts: 2,923 Thanks: 143,500 Thanked 42,726 Times in 2,706 Posts	Went to the doctor because my knees had a strange look and were creaking... he told my it's my old age... I told him; I think, I have kneeasles. A week later I visited the doctor, hey doc my toes are crossed, they smell and look bad, do you think I need help. He told me it's old age and to go home and forget my problem. Hey the Internet told me I have toeleio. Yesterday I went to the doctor and showed him my cock and told him I don't like the way it looked... he told me wow you must have smallcocks disease!! __________________ "Enjoy your day off, laborers, and have some chili – you’ve earned it!" -- Lt. Frank Columbo Did you know... VEF membership has it's privileges... read the… To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. …to learn more about them!! And remember to have fun on VEF!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I guess it’s just another day...! Max & Jenny I’ll miss you.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	Every morning I get these really painful cramps in my feet and calfs. It has now started in my fingers too It took me 20mins to get out of bed this morning. I should have just stayed in bloody bed __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 26th, 2011, 07:04 PM	#27
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,201 Thanks: 450,400 Thanked 897,648 Times in 60,402 Posts	I think I've got worms I'm constantly hungry and eat and eat and eat and eat Or maybe I'm just a pig __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 26th, 2011, 10:23 PM	#30
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,681 Times in 13,045 Posts	I can't stop farting tonight and they bloody stink. Does this mean i'm rotting from the inside out? __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

October 26th, 2011, 09:48 PM	#29
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,810 Times in 5,130 Posts	Sometimes, when I'm watching a movie, and it just starts to get really interesting, I get the most incredible swelling. When the nurse attempts an examination it gives off a forceful (sometimes face full) discharge. Side effects include sleepiness and general laziness but an odd euphoria. I can't figure it out. Any one else heard of this? Is there a cure? Is this terminal? Sign Me Strangely Happy.