Hypochondriac's Thread , So Post Those Ailments Before You Drop Down Dead ! - Page 2

**sweatyhat** · October 24th, 2011, 05:04 PM

In my youth I hurt my knee.
I never bothered to get help for it but the injury still affects me today.
Every month or so, I can be happily walking along when suddenly, just for one pace, I'll lose all power in the joint. Must be funny to see.

Do you reckon I can have a grant for that?

MaxJoker · October 24th, 2011, 05:08 PM

I moved my neck and thought i heard something loudly crunch.

Although granted i am eating crisps.

No it must be my neck i can lower it up and down and move it side to side without any pain whatsoever , the things definitely broken.

MaxJoker · October 24th, 2011, 05:15 PM

I can`t feel my left arm .

With my left hand.

Only the top of my left shoulder , i must be having a stroke ? (Mind you who here isn`t)

**Mal Hombre** · October 24th, 2011, 06:14 PM

I, Of course am a picture of health ,apart from an achey feeling in My stomach,that itchy sort of itch and that bone in My leg...I've got to go lie down...

**TCO95** · October 24th, 2011, 06:41 PM

I keep hearing clicking noises.
Usually just before a picture enlarges or a thread opens.
Is this the same as people smelling bread before they have a stroke?
Am I having a stroke?
I can't have a trdikmdlj\

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**billybunter** · October 24th, 2011, 08:15 PM

Sometimes I think I am dead, a ghost haunting myself. Everything I touch turns to shite. Can't sleep, eat or tie my shoe laces. Should buy an elephant gun and put myself down.

**billybunter** · October 24th, 2011, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I keep hearing clicking noises.
Usually just before a picture enlarges or a thread opens.
Is this the same as people smelling bread before they have a stroke?
Am I having a stroke?
I can't have a trdikmdlj\

fadf
d
dfadgg
dfa
g

arrrrgg

If you are hearing clicking noises your internal hard drive is packing up. A small operation will cure that. You could try rebooting yourself by plugging yourself into the nearest wall socket.

**ubu_roi** · October 24th, 2011, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Sometimes I think I am dead, a ghost haunting myself. Everything I touch turns to shite. Can't sleep, eat or tie my shoe laces. Should buy an elephant gun and put myself down.

Jeez, BB....I have an inkling that you might be a tiny bit depressed.

**TCO95** · October 24th, 2011, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

If you are hearing clicking noises your internal hard drive is packing up. A small operation will cure that. You could try rebooting yourself by plugging yourself into the nearest wall socket.

Appreciate the concern.
However, I put away my painting supplies and all is well.
Seems it was only a brush stroke.

**billybunter** · October 24th, 2011, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Jeez, BB....I have an inkling that you might be a tiny bit depressed.

Well, yes I am. Ever see the movie "one flew over BB's nest?"

October 24th, 2011, 05:04 PM	#11
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,919 Times in 10,563 Posts	This is true In my youth I hurt my knee. I never bothered to get help for it but the injury still affects me today. Every month or so, I can be happily walking along when suddenly, just for one pace, I'll lose all power in the joint. Must be funny to see. Do you reckon I can have a grant for that? __________________

October 24th, 2011, 05:08 PM	#12
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	I moved my neck and thought i heard something loudly crunch. Although granted i am eating crisps. No it must be my neck i can lower it up and down and move it side to side without any pain whatsoever , the things definitely broken. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,373 Times in 14,171 Posts	Sometimes I think I am dead, a ghost haunting myself. Everything I touch turns to shite. Can't sleep, eat or tie my shoe laces. Should buy an elephant gun and put myself down. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 24th, 2011, 06:41 PM	#15
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	I keep hearing clicking noises. Usually just before a picture enlarges or a thread opens. Is this the same as people smelling bread before they have a stroke? Am I having a stroke? I can't have a trdikmdlj\ fadf d dfadgg dfa g arrrrgg