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July 17th, 2014, 04:06 PM | #8251 |
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What did the inflatable principal say to the inflatable student after he brought a pin into the inflatable school?
You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down…... |
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July 18th, 2014, 05:08 PM | #8252 |
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I took my car to the repair shop and the mechanic said, "Looks like you blew a seal."
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it."
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July 18th, 2014, 11:09 PM | #8253 |
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An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?" "Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream." "Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it." "My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down." He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
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July 19th, 2014, 08:09 AM | #8254 |
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I forgot to pick up my wife's epilepsy medicine from the pharmacy.
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July 19th, 2014, 10:59 AM | #8255 |
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I tried some of that pepper spray on my pizza last night. Now I've had some hot curries in my time......
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July 19th, 2014, 03:36 PM | #8256 |
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I found out my car can stop on a dime. Unfortunately that dime was in an armored car.
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July 19th, 2014, 04:27 PM | #8257 | |
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It was my bloody dime...it was in his bloody pocket...and I wanted it back... I should never ha given it to the Bum...
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July 19th, 2014, 11:52 PM | #8258 |
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You have to get the new Firestein radials made in Israel, they can stop on a dime and pick it up !
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July 20th, 2014, 03:43 PM | #8259 |
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Went to get my haircut the other day. I asked the man to just take the grey out. The butthead shaved me!!!!
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