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A. No but Your gravity will increase..
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A. I tried it. But ended up with cheese on my knob.
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A: By hanging out by the track.
Q: How's tricks?
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Not so good.
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Um, she just went back to bed.
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A. Because of the molecular structure..
Q. Why do non smokers sit in the smoking area, and then complain about the smoke.?
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A: They aren't used to being on fire.
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A. WHen they are on fire
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No babies? There must have been at least one studio executive around!
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A: Watch the sequels. They'd give anyone the shits.
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