Random Thoughts - Page 2

**elton dong** · May 14th, 2010, 10:34 AM

I thought, corduroy is derived from "corde du roi" (cloth/cord of the king) and yet Elvis would never wear it.

**donny1** · May 14th, 2010, 02:50 PM

I thought, how the fuck am I going to get home?

**crazybikerme** · May 14th, 2010, 10:33 PM

Having that last pint seemed a good idea....................but now I think I'm gonna puke................

RedRam7 · May 18th, 2010, 10:16 PM

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz would be ideal for for a movie version of Sapphire and Steel.

**anklebiter** · May 19th, 2010, 04:15 AM

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.Not screaming in horror- like his passengers.

**electile disfunction** · May 19th, 2010, 04:39 AM

I thought ...

Where am I? How did I get here?

And who is the 'I' that is asking?

e.d.

**eelcat** · May 19th, 2010, 06:54 AM

Back in '87 I was at a friends birthday party and was ticking along pretty well...until I noticed that my bottle of bacardi was just about empty. I then thought "oh shiiiiit I'm going to feel this tomorrow" and wishing I could undo what had been done.
Anyway after vomiting in my sleep over my girlfriend, in the bed and on the floor and surviving, I decided enough was enough and had a lesson to learn. That was the last time I had drunk alcohol.

MaxJoker · May 19th, 2010, 10:04 AM

Whilst having a few drinks i thought ...

1) - Bugger wish i`d come out with some money as that barmaid looks a bit handy

2) - It`s almost my round better start faking a heart attack

3) - I can`t have drunk enough yet , i`m still able to think

**billybunter** · May 19th, 2010, 12:16 PM

Whilst having a few in my local yesterday, I decided to learn how to fly. I've applied for a pilot's license. Not jumbos just light aircraft.

RedRam7 · May 19th, 2010, 06:19 PM

...Dot Cotton would or should succeed E.L. Wisty as the figurehead of the World Domination League.

"Hello."

"We are the World Domination League..."

"...may we dominate you?"

May 18th, 2010, 10:16 PM	#14
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May 19th, 2010, 10:04 AM	#18
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May 19th, 2010, 06:19 PM	#20
RedRam7 Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 54 Thanks: 186 Thanked 434 Times in 44 Posts	...Dot Cotton would or should succeed E.L. Wisty as the figurehead of the World Domination League. "Hello." "We are the World Domination League..." "...may we dominate you?" __________________ We've got chaps here who could break out in a muck sweat merely by standing still.

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May 14th, 2010, 10:34 AM	#11
elton dong Vintage Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 408 Thanks: 1,445 Thanked 9,756 Times in 391 Posts	I thought, corduroy is derived from "corde du roi" (cloth/cord of the king) and yet Elvis would never wear it.

May 14th, 2010, 02:50 PM	#12
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,305 Times in 2,617 Posts	I thought, how the fuck am I going to get home?

May 14th, 2010, 10:33 PM	#13
crazybikerme Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 30,576 Times in 2,344 Posts	Having that last pint seemed a good idea....................but now I think I'm gonna puke................

May 19th, 2010, 04:15 AM	#15
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,861 Times in 515 Posts	I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.Not screaming in horror- like his passengers.

May 19th, 2010, 04:39 AM	#16
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,351 Times in 1,903 Posts	I thought ... Where am I? How did I get here? And who is the 'I' that is asking? e.d.

May 19th, 2010, 06:54 AM	#17
eelcat Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 660 Thanks: 2,389 Thanked 6,300 Times in 648 Posts	Back in '87 I was at a friends birthday party and was ticking along pretty well...until I noticed that my bottle of bacardi was just about empty. I then thought "oh shiiiiit I'm going to feel this tomorrow" and wishing I could undo what had been done. Anyway after vomiting in my sleep over my girlfriend, in the bed and on the floor and surviving, I decided enough was enough and had a lesson to learn. That was the last time I had drunk alcohol.

May 19th, 2010, 12:16 PM	#19
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	Whilst having a few in my local yesterday, I decided to learn how to fly. I've applied for a pilot's license. Not jumbos just light aircraft.