What annoys you the most ? - Page 1363

Estreeter · January 15th, 2019, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Grouchy

Gentlemen please......
Several posts on the vagaries of the best way to wipe or wash your arse?

Despite this being an "adult " forum does anyone else agree that enough is enough? The discussion of intimate details is one thing but I feel this is stretching the limits of decency - especially between men :-))

Perhaps I could - respectfully - suggest that those who wish to participate in further pontifications about how to remove bodily waste from ones nether regions take it to PM?
Please....??

Well, if anything it proved the left and right wing opponents can't even agree on, cleanliness of the body

BTW, the right is always right

**Roubignol** · January 15th, 2019, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by judy84

I've seen pics of ladies pleasuring themselves using the spray from showerheads on their nether regions, however I would get no pleasure spraying water up my butt. In addition since I have a limited shower area, the fallout from stray splashback would be very unhygienic I fear.

There are perfect hygienic technics, but I understand your problem of limited shower area.

It's shown that only using toilet paper is not really hygienic.
How do you clean the best the birdshit on your car?
With a sponge and water, not only with dry sponge.

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

During our 14 year drought I got as low as 5% left, you learn fast how to conserve water .......

For sure... you indirectly use water from countries producing your toilet paper.

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

You city socialists don't know shit about what it's like to conserve if you really had to.

City socialist....

I'm born and live in a small village in the middle of the Alps. We have snow covering our mountains until the middle of summer.

Producing toilet paper probably uses far more water than cleaning its asshole with it.
I do not mention the oil brunt to import toilet paper to Australian desert.

Estreeter · January 15th, 2019, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

For sure... you indirectly use water from countries producing your toilet paper.

Like I said, you wouldn't know shit, we make our own, and when you live through a very prolonged drought, then give me your ideas.

**Roubignol** · January 15th, 2019, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

when you live through a very prolonged drought, then give me your ideas.

Just leave.
It's a left concept.

**Arturo2nd** · January 16th, 2019, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

So what do you recommend?
Not cleaning his butt at all? No toilet paper, no water.

It's how do you practice yourself?

Maybe you could ask a really good buddy to lick you clean, or train your dog to do it.

Estreeter · January 16th, 2019, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

How do you clean the best the birdshit on your car?

Tell me how to clean it off these 3 photo's I took today and I'll be happy.
Annoying is something small like that ruins a perfect shot

Nikon

Good Company, Great Products

Estreeter · January 17th, 2019, 09:29 AM

Females

Mine

this morning we did a bit of cleaning up,
carried a hep of boxes upstairs, there was only one box left and asked her to leave it, I was gonna get it straight after going to dunny, while in there she went and got it, end result, she slipped and injured her ankle .... We did have the next 2 nights planned for staying in the city and at casino but both nights had tickets for the tennis .... her fault we're not going

It's usually me that fucks things up

**trailmaster** · January 17th, 2019, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Females

Mine

this morning we did a bit of cleaning up,
carried a hep of boxes upstairs, there was only one box left and asked her to leave it, I was gonna get it straight after going to dunny, while in there she went and got it, end result, she slipped and injured her ankle .... We did have the next 2 nights planned for staying in the city and at casino but both nights had tickets for the tennis .... her fault we're not going

It's usually me that fucks things up

Do you usually win or lose or break even at the casino? Inquiring minds would like to know!

Estreeter · January 17th, 2019, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Do you usually win or lose or break even at the casino? Inquiring minds would like to know!

Well

I usually win but depending on how much I have had to drink

also governs how much I hand back

About even I'd say in recent years.

**Roubignol** · January 17th, 2019, 06:01 PM

Dog owners hidding, to let their dogs shitting in the middle of the street, kindergarten or garden.

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