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Old January 14th, 2019, 09:23 PM   #6861
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Have You or have You not travelled by dog sled ?
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Never traveled by dog sled.


Were you or were you not ever caught by a policeman for throwing snowballs at moving cars and/or buses?
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Do you or do you not like miniature golf?
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No golf.


Train or plane? (for long travels)
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Eat in the Dining car of a train or bring your own food?
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Eat in the Dining car of a train


Try again or not?
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Risk a ride on the Titanic or be Amelia Earhart's copilot on her last Pacific run, to see where it ended up?
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Fly with Amy.
Across the Sierra Nevada with The Donner Party or Retreat from Moscow with The Grande Armee ?
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