Best inventions! ;)

**Futuro** · July 20th, 2009, 01:34 PM

I shamelessly exploited the idea from "Worst inventions"-thread, started by Anklebiter:
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t73...nventions.html

Mvasilj`s post opened my eyes,

, there`s lot of useful and good inventions around:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvasilj

Where as at the other end of the scale, this is the BEST and most useful invention of all time

So I start this thread with basics:

The roof:

**anklebiter** · July 20th, 2009, 03:09 PM

Hey, awesome idea!

I think indoor plumbing goes a long way in separating us from from the Huns.My favorite modern thing has to be this computer-so I say the micro chip.The scientific,technological,and leisure it's provided changed the world.

Oh, and the wonder bra too

Estreeter · July 20th, 2009, 03:30 PM

Imagine being without this very useful invention

**billybunter** · July 20th, 2009, 03:50 PM

It has to be the wheel. Without it we would still be in our caves. Oh, and womankind

Where would us blokes be without women, probably still in our caves

Estreeter · July 20th, 2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

It has to be the wheel. Without it we would still be in our caves. Oh, and womankind

Where would us blokes be without women, probably still in our caves

Don't know that I can totally agree with ya Billy, I'd rather have been a caveman with toilet paper than a caveman with a wheel, I wonder what he used to wipe his butt?

Anyway another good invention I find useful is none other than

Now imagine life without that

**Futuro** · July 20th, 2009, 04:57 PM

Here`s something I always have with me when travelling long trips by train, or camping in wild nature with friend who has over 60db volume when snoring. Having a friend like that is good invention too, because bears avoid all kind of noise caused by humans.

**billybunter** · July 20th, 2009, 05:58 PM

Well i've been to places were they don't use toilet paper. You have to use your hand/fingers. So agreed bog roll is a good invention.

**imtrying** · July 20th, 2009, 08:58 PM

The best invention yet to be invented, as far as I know. Something I could hook up to my TV so that when those "Girls Gone Wild/Wild Next Door Girls" infomercials come on, I could press a button and the bars censoring the good stuff would disappear and I could see everything. The guy (you know it will be a guy) who invents this will make a freaking fortune.

**Leprechaun** · July 20th, 2009, 11:44 PM

First of all:

I'm rather sure our home was the invention of a universal consciousness (name it 'God' if you want).

Thank Mother Nature for the Miss. Often we can't live with her, often we can't live without her!

The wheel. Unfortunately there's a fatal combination of the inventions 'wheel' and 'Miss' - especially if additionally combined with the inventions 'credit card' and 'shoe shop'!

Letterpress. The world was never the same after the printing of the Gutenberg Bible in 1451 - either way ...

The use of electricity. But I'm rather sure it was never planned to use electricity for illuminating shoe shops!

Cortisone. Sorry, can't find a ironic word for this. I probably would just be dead without it.

Computers + Internet. Another big step in civilization...

but often a reason for humans to step back to angry apes ... especially when also using the invention 'Windows software'.

Music, the instruments to play it and the ways to record and save it. What would we all without the music we love?

And last but not least thanks for inventing ...

Porn!

One reason why I often use another useful invention called ...

Cleenex!

**tamsmith** · July 21st, 2009, 12:02 AM

Well folks it would have to be women. Whatever sex you are on this forum you have to agree without them where would we be.

And guys where would we be if we did not have a woman to nag us into doing something?

If there were no women would there be porn?

July 20th, 2009, 03:30 PM	#3
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Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,939 Times in 4,988 Posts	First of all: I'm rather sure our home was the invention of a universal consciousness (name it 'God' if you want). Thank Mother Nature for the Miss. Often we can't live with her, often we can't live without her! The wheel. Unfortunately there's a fatal combination of the inventions 'wheel' and 'Miss' - especially if additionally combined with the inventions 'credit card' and 'shoe shop'! Letterpress. The world was never the same after the printing of the Gutenberg Bible in 1451 - either way ... The use of electricity. But I'm rather sure it was never planned to use electricity for illuminating shoe shops! Cortisone. Sorry, can't find a ironic word for this. I probably would just be dead without it. Computers + Internet. Another big step in civilization... but often a reason for humans to step back to angry apes ... especially when also using the invention 'Windows software'. Music, the instruments to play it and the ways to record and save it. What would we all without the music we love? And last but not least thanks for inventing ... Porn! One reason why I often use another useful invention called ... Cleenex! Last edited by Leprechaun; July 21st, 2009 at 12:36 AM.. Reason: The invention of letters - and their mistyping.

July 20th, 2009, 03:09 PM	#2
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,863 Times in 515 Posts	Hey, awesome idea! I think indoor plumbing goes a long way in separating us from from the Huns.My favorite modern thing has to be this computer-so I say the micro chip.The scientific,technological,and leisure it's provided changed the world. Oh, and the wonder bra too

July 20th, 2009, 03:50 PM	#4
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,383 Times in 14,171 Posts	It has to be the wheel. Without it we would still be in our caves. Oh, and womankind Where would us blokes be without women, probably still in our caves

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Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,672 Times in 1,899 Posts	Here`s something I always have with me when travelling long trips by train, or camping in wild nature with friend who has over 60db volume when snoring. Having a friend like that is good invention too, because bears avoid all kind of noise caused by humans.

July 20th, 2009, 05:58 PM	#7
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,383 Times in 14,171 Posts	Well i've been to places were they don't use toilet paper. You have to use your hand/fingers. So agreed bog roll is a good invention.

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imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,245 Times in 1,043 Posts	The best invention yet to be invented, as far as I know. Something I could hook up to my TV so that when those "Girls Gone Wild/Wild Next Door Girls" infomercials come on, I could press a button and the bars censoring the good stuff would disappear and I could see everything. The guy (you know it will be a guy) who invents this will make a freaking fortune.

July 21st, 2009, 12:02 AM	#10
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,434 Times in 9,078 Posts	Well folks it would have to be women. Whatever sex you are on this forum you have to agree without them where would we be. And guys where would we be if we did not have a woman to nag us into doing something? If there were no women would there be porn?