Women jokes - Page 65

MaxJoker · October 10th, 2018, 05:19 PM

MaxJoker · October 11th, 2018, 04:22 PM

MaxJoker · October 13th, 2018, 04:19 PM

MaxJoker · October 14th, 2018, 04:50 PM

I`ll never forget the very first thing I ever said to my girlfriend ,

Or will do once she finally stops talking and gives me the chance to bloody speak.

MaxJoker · October 15th, 2018, 02:18 PM

Ran into my ex wife yesterday ,

Unfortunately was traveling at only 30 miles an hour so there's an 80% chance she'll live.

MaxJoker · October 16th, 2018, 05:06 PM

**seany65** · October 17th, 2018, 09:00 PM

Women are so inferior to men that if all the women and all the men were in a quiz and they had to press the button of a buzzer to be allowed to answer the questions, the women could only win if the buttons were called "Clitoris".

Why?

'cos the women wouldn't stop pressing the Clitoris and the men couldn't find the Clitoris!

MaxJoker · October 19th, 2018, 06:01 PM

Not claiming on the day me now wife looked bleeding awful ,

Only the vicar insisted on wearing blinkers throughout and offered me a blindfold and indigestion tablets just before asked if I`d like to kiss the bride.

MaxJoker · October 23rd, 2018, 03:41 PM

My wife and I share a sense of humour ,

We have to because the sour faced bitch hasn't got one of her own.

MaxJoker · October 26th, 2018, 10:30 AM

October 10th, 2018, 05:19 PM	#641
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October 11th, 2018, 04:22 PM	#642
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October 13th, 2018, 04:19 PM	#643
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October 14th, 2018, 04:50 PM	#644
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	Bless`em I`ll never forget the very first thing I ever said to my girlfriend , Or will do once she finally stops talking and gives me the chance to bloody speak. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 15th, 2018, 02:18 PM	#645
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ran into my ex wife yesterday , Unfortunately was traveling at only 30 miles an hour so there's an 80% chance she'll live. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 16th, 2018, 05:06 PM	#646
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October 17th, 2018, 09:00 PM	#647
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,653 Thanks: 80,476 Thanked 32,735 Times in 3,527 Posts	Women are so inferior to men that if all the women and all the men were in a quiz and they had to press the button of a buzzer to be allowed to answer the questions, the women could only win if the buttons were called "Clitoris". Why? 'cos the women wouldn't stop pressing the Clitoris and the men couldn't find the Clitoris! __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

October 19th, 2018, 06:01 PM	#648
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	"THANKS" for the contribution seany65 . You helped make this thread. Momentarily unfunny Not claiming on the day me now wife looked bleeding awful , Only the vicar insisted on wearing blinkers throughout and offered me a blindfold and indigestion tablets just before asked if I`d like to kiss the bride. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 23rd, 2018, 03:41 PM	#649
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	My wife and I share a sense of humour , We have to because the sour faced bitch hasn't got one of her own. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 26th, 2018, 10:30 AM	#650
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