The corrupt a wish game - Page 374

**@llatse@** · March 10th, 2019, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abbie Hunt

I wish global warming would kick in any day now.

Wish granted so now you're baking in a desert or under fifty feet of seawater.

I wish all my neighbours were females with large breasts and an overly friendly manner when they see me out and about

**Mal Hombre** · March 10th, 2019, 09:52 AM

Granted,I hope You like cows....

I wish for Donald Trump to grow a beard like Ted Cruz...

**ball7** · March 12th, 2019, 09:19 AM

Wish granted. His bodyguards didn't recognize him so they saw him as an intruder and filled him with lead.

I wish this board had some more naked ladies

**Sir Honkers** · March 13th, 2019, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I wish this board had some more naked ladies

Granted Mal posts a series of boring photos of The Naked Ladies. A statue complex on a rockery and water cascade in the gardens of York House

I wish to have gnarly powers.

**@llatse@** · March 16th, 2019, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish to have gnarly powers.

You got it Gnarly Powers World Famous Bum & singer with elderly punk band The Gitz......moves in with you he also brings a million of his pet houseflies.

I wish to see The Gitz on stage with Loosegoose on backing vocals

**Sir Honkers** · March 16th, 2019, 09:10 PM

Granted. But you go on the one night Loosgoose has laryngitis and Donald Duck is ably filling in. Foolishly you think it's fun to heckle the duck resulting in the 'Won't You Contribute To Pay @llatse@'s Hospital Bill' thread
I wish to visit @llatse@ in hospital bearing hard boiled eggs and nuts.

**bowlinggreen** · April 19th, 2019, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. But you go on the one night Loosgoose has laryngitis and Donald Duck is ably filling in. Foolishly you think it's fun to heckle the duck resulting in the 'Won't You Contribute To Pay @llatse@'s Hospital Bill' thread
I wish to visit @llatse@ in hospital bearing hard boiled eggs and nuts.

Wish granted. The floor nurse forbids your gifts so you try sneaking in later with them crammed up your arse. The suspicious nurse calls security due to your peculiar gait and the resulting cavity search lands you on the mental floor 2 up from @llatse@, where you get to re-enact the part of Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" over the succeeding weeks.

I wish for a dead horse and a stick to beat it with.

**@llatse@** · April 28th, 2019, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish for a dead horse and a stick to beat it with.

Granted, however being a magic horse from the Genie Labs it comes back to life and promptly kicks you to death.

I wish to go back to last weekend when the weather was better than the lousy crap we got today

**ball7** · April 28th, 2019, 10:16 PM

Wish granted. Due to your feeble attempts at time traveling you end up stuck in a infinity loop.

I wish Donald Trump would go golfing in the middle of a mine field

**bowlinggreen** · May 18th, 2019, 11:36 PM

Wish granted. He be golfing in mine field this verra day, an' I told him about yer disrespectful post.

A Reaper drone with Hellfire missiles is on its way to your house.

I wish my basement foundation would never leak again.

March 10th, 2019, 09:52 AM	#3732
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March 12th, 2019, 09:19 AM	#3733
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,992 Times in 15,731 Posts	Wish granted. His bodyguards didn't recognize him so they saw him as an intruder and filled him with lead. I wish this board had some more naked ladies __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

March 16th, 2019, 09:10 PM	#3736
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,308 Times in 30,311 Posts	Granted. But you go on the one night Loosgoose has laryngitis and Donald Duck is ably filling in. Foolishly you think it's fun to heckle the duck resulting in the 'Won't You Contribute To Pay @llatse@'s Hospital Bill' thread I wish to visit @llatse@ in hospital bearing hard boiled eggs and nuts. Last edited by Sir Honkers; March 17th, 2019 at 10:00 AM..

April 28th, 2019, 10:16 PM	#3739
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,992 Times in 15,731 Posts	Wish granted. Due to your feeble attempts at time traveling you end up stuck in a infinity loop. I wish Donald Trump would go golfing in the middle of a mine field __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

May 18th, 2019, 11:36 PM	#3740
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. He be golfing in mine field this verra day, an' I told him about yer disrespectful post. A Reaper drone with Hellfire missiles is on its way to your house. I wish my basement foundation would never leak again. __________________ So much porn, so little time...