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March 17th, 2019, 04:33 PM	#2891
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't ask me why she didn't like the compliment ?. Females ? , go figure ! 5120 ~ You`re a darn handsome woman . Handsome in a Jack Palance sense. Handsome in how he looks now I mean. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 18th, 2019, 12:43 AM	#2892
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	5121. tell your sister she can join in after she gets me a beer __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 18th, 2019, 12:26 PM	#2893
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March 18th, 2019, 01:01 PM	#2894
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 449,720 Thanked 896,778 Times in 60,317 Posts	5123 Having sex with you is a bit risky, I feel like I'm cheating on my dog __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 19th, 2019, 12:20 AM	#2895
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	5124. your almost as flat as my surfboard __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 19th, 2019, 04:32 AM	#2896
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	5125 That son-in-law of yours is quite a shack __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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March 19th, 2019, 10:23 PM	#2897
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	5126. you almost have as much hair on your face as you do your ass __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 21st, 2019, 08:08 PM	#2898
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	5127. I might enjoy this blowjob if you looked more like your sister __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 22nd, 2019, 04:40 PM	#2899
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	5128 Tell your dog to stop licking my balls. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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March 22nd, 2019, 04:43 PM	#2900
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