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June 20th, 2016, 11:25 AM | #11101 |
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News-story headline: "Standard Deviation Not Enough For Perverted Statistician"
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June 20th, 2016, 11:26 AM | #11102 |
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Saw a sign outside of an conference centre which said
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June 20th, 2016, 11:55 AM | #11103 |
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June 20th, 2016, 02:20 PM | #11104 |
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Betty White said, "Grow a pair? Grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding!"
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June 20th, 2016, 02:36 PM | #11105 |
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Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk. What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner. |
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June 20th, 2016, 03:07 PM | #11106 |
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I once wrote a book "How To Cope With Illiteracy". Didn't sell a single copy.
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June 20th, 2016, 03:27 PM | #11107 |
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I wrote a book on "How To Blow Your Nose" As the author, I put my name down as Hank R Chief
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June 20th, 2016, 04:13 PM | #11108 |
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The title for my book is ...
The title of my book will be "Never See a Proctologist First", because, you know, they have only one diagnostic test. Not sure what the book's content will be, though.
Apologies to SanteeFats for leaving him to post most of the non-book jokes.
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June 20th, 2016, 04:17 PM | #11109 |
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I wrote a book called 'My Awkward Water Collecting Bucket'.
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June 20th, 2016, 08:26 PM | #11110 |
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Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
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