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September 22nd, 2018, 10:03 PM

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Sam Spade voted for Donald Trump and that is why we need to ban him from his board.
Off course not to forget the countless spam mails he sends to Jen.

In the case of Jen. should he be called Spam Spade?

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September 23rd, 2018, 07:09 AM	#3882
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,986 Times in 15,731 Posts	Glen Quagmire - Astronaut by day, member of The Flat Earth Society by night.

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September 23rd, 2018, 08:33 AM	#3883
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Ball7 hangs out at milkshake bars and stares at teenager asses

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September 23rd, 2018, 08:41 AM	#3884
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	The first word Estreeter learned to say was buttfuck Guests could only imagine the worst when they visited

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September 23rd, 2018, 09:26 AM	#3885
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,872 Times in 60,322 Posts	palo5 Isn't as horrible a person as you might think, he wakes up every day and his first thought is "I will be nice to E today" and means it but it's not his fault he fails, , it's a bit like a gambler or an alcoholic with a problem ........ and I should help him. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 09:45 AM	#3886
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	When Jokerman was small he saw a woman in full Moslem clothes. He'd never seen one before, so he asked in a loud voice if she was a ninja

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September 23rd, 2018, 01:18 PM	#3887
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Kelio thinks that everyone who wears a turban must be a genie

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September 23rd, 2018, 01:29 PM	#3888
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,872 Times in 60,322 Posts	Brecht throws darts at pictures of me. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 06:17 PM	#3889
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September 23rd, 2018, 06:24 PM	#3890
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Wimbo has a beard like the Ajatollah

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