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As an Actor if you play a perfect physical specimen ie an action hero you will probably never win an Oscar
As an Actor if play a guy in a wheelchair or be mentally slow you are probably going to win an Oscar
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275. If an Egyptian mummy is revived by the accidental reading aloud of an ancient scroll (and then shuffles off into the night) that mummy, ten years later, will have learned to speak English and have gathered together enough money to buy a large house in modern Cairo which he will have had furnished and decorated in the style of ancient Egypt.
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276. All German soldiers in WW2 are either evil and sadistic with a scar on their cheek or fat, bumbling oafs that are easy to hoodwink.
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December 12th, 2015, 01:14 PM | #284 |
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277. Vampire hunters always leave it until about ten minutes before sunset to enter Dracula's castle when they intend to stake him through the heart, giving him time to wake up and fight them.
They never arrive at the castle first thing in the morning so they have all day to find his coffin and he'll still be asleep when they do. No brainer really. |
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278. All the really great boxers are white guys in their 30s and 40s. For some reason the best equipment and expensive expertise don't help them either, to be the best they have to go back to working out in a dirty gym run by an old guy who has nothing except chronic health problems.
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December 12th, 2015, 02:33 PM | #286 |
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279. I'm gettin' to old for this shit.
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And it goes without saying that goodies and baddies of any standing will normally have unlimited financial resources and live in a huge mansion like Arrow or Batman. |
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281. When you plan to destroy the haunted spaceship, don't tell the guy who built it.
282.Superhumans from other worlds can breed with our women. Not cool! |
December 13th, 2015, 01:52 PM | #289 |
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X Thousand things we learned from the Movies
283 Pop Corn tastes like cardboard
284 Seats are uncomfortable 285 Some people just cannot shut the fuck up 286 It's OK to sell flat Coke
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287. On getting exciting news, detectives always put their cigarettes out, especially if they've just lit them
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