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Old August 6th, 2018, 02:05 PM   #2691
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Big Grin Ok so that is her mothers name .. Exactly .. Can't a deadbeat dad be intimate with a daughter who never knew I was her father , anymore ? .. What is this Russia !

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Old August 15th, 2018, 01:44 PM   #2692
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4931: Well that confirms it, I did pick up the wrong bag off the luggage carousel.
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Old August 15th, 2018, 04:39 PM   #2693
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4932 ~ No that`s not passion in my eyes , have two styes
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Old August 15th, 2018, 08:41 PM   #2694
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Our daughter would make a great porn star when she grows up because she swallows real good.
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With the lights on you look an awful lot like Danny Devito
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Big Grin Sorry Balls had to do it , your post was that funny and worthy of emulation

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With the lights on you look an awful lot like Danny Devito
4934a: For that matter, even with the lights off you look like Danny Devito!
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4936: Hey I'm not Monty Hall and this is not Lets Make A Deal, just shut up and spread your legs!
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4937 Has anyone told you your cunt is just like a seafood pizza, only cheaper
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4938 ~ Of course I like it rough . Have you bloody seen yourself ? , ugh !
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