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April 29th, 2018, 10:56 AM	#2611
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,865 Times in 60,322 Posts	4344 Sure we can post pics of this on VEF if it's your wish but I doubt you''l receive a single thanks __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 29th, 2018, 02:19 PM	#2612
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	The fact her fanny was as wide as a wind tunnel probably should have been a hint 4345 ~ Is that a tattoo ? . What does it say ?. Heeeey wait a minute , Cuzzy was here !!! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 29th, 2018, 03:33 PM	#2613
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4346: Your ass is so ugly that every pub in town uses a picture of it as a dartboard! 4346a: Your ass is so ugly that even the kiddies use a picture of it to play pin the tail on the donkey at birthday parties! __________________

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May 18th, 2018, 12:01 PM	#2614
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4347: What do you mean you'll blow me if I buy you a new hand bag? Who the fuck do you think I am Monty Hall and this is Lets Make A Deal? __________________

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May 18th, 2018, 03:00 PM	#2615
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,865 Times in 60,322 Posts	4348 I'm sorry, but an ad break is all the time I can give ya. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 23rd, 2018, 09:31 AM	#2616
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	"Annnnd that`s how big her vagina waaaaaaas" 4349 ~ Whoops my wristwatch`s fallen off inside while was fisting you , give us a second , ah bugger , it`s slipped down the side of the sofa __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 25th, 2018, 10:32 AM	#2617
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4350: If you'd show just a little more enthusiasm I wouldn't have to keep having phone sex with your mom while shagging you! (Damn I hate when her line is busy! ) __________________

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May 25th, 2018, 10:52 AM	#2618
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,865 Times in 60,322 Posts	4351 Bloody hell , having sex with you is like, well if you were a gearbox you'd be stuck in neutral. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 26th, 2018, 04:36 PM	#2619
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May 26th, 2018, 09:06 PM	#2620
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4353 This will only take a second

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