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August 5th, 2017, 03:39 AM | #2411 | |
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4155b - "I mean.. you still have it, right??" -
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August 5th, 2017, 12:24 PM | #2412 |
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4156
"I told you not to go to the bathroom first!" "It's Golden Shower night" |
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August 16th, 2017, 10:35 AM | #2413 |
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Your bum does look big in that!
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August 16th, 2017, 02:30 PM | #2414 |
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Well I say mud flaps.. Felt more like bone dry liver covered in barbed wire to be honest
4158 ~ Argh I've just pulled my groin , through your mud flaps. Too right once was enough , "Taxi" .
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August 16th, 2017, 04:01 PM | #2415 |
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True story.
I heard this from a work colleague, apparently as a teenager at a party one of his mates was in a room with this girl and some lads including my work colleague were all listening outside. His mate was making pornstar noises and the girl was quiet and suddenly said in a matter of fact tone....'The Pope got shot today!' The mate in question never lived it down and was known for ever after as The Pope! |
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August 16th, 2017, 07:52 PM | #2416 |
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Cum on me like I was a Jackson Pollack
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August 17th, 2017, 03:04 PM | #2417 |
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4160 Believe it or not Ma'am, My penis size is the same number as your IQ
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August 17th, 2017, 03:08 PM | #2418 |
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4161: "I like my sex the way I like my golf, it's always more fun on the back nine".
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August 17th, 2017, 03:13 PM | #2419 |
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4162: "I like my sex the way I like my flying, the toilet's blocked and the sickbag is full."
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August 17th, 2017, 03:23 PM | #2420 |
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Hey , Greenman told me that was a killer line
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