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February 23rd, 2015, 08:33 AM	#1571
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1564: I don't care what you say, I'm shoving these ferrets down my pants.

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April 16th, 2015, 02:02 PM	#1572
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1565: ...the love that shall not speak its name? Sure I visit the shemale thread....hourly.

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April 16th, 2015, 02:02 PM	#1573
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1566: This is about as exciting as the "101 things..." thread, I seem to be the only there too.

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April 16th, 2015, 02:05 PM	#1574
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1566b: ...and I wouldn't want it any other way.

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April 16th, 2015, 02:08 PM	#1575
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	1567 ~ Ugh ugh , huh ? ... No I`m not behind you clapping .. Those are my manly moobs flapping . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 16th, 2015, 04:39 PM	#1576
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,170 Thanks: 450,016 Thanked 897,195 Times in 60,370 Posts	1568 The reason I want too bang your butthole is because the smell coming out of it is actually nicer than your breath Here, have a Tic Tac __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 18th, 2015, 12:42 PM	#1577
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1569: hmm, nice teeth...ever thought of selling? I have my chequebook.

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April 18th, 2015, 03:23 PM	#1578
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1570: where did this pig's head come from...not to worry, I'm peckish.

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April 19th, 2015, 04:38 PM	#1579
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May 9th, 2015, 01:54 PM	#1580
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,352 Times in 3,826 Posts	1572: I can unscrew my right foot and give that a go if you like?

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