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November 16th, 2014, 05:36 PM | #1541 |
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1528. The new boobs look great but the doctor did a bum job because that's not mother's milk oozing out of your nipples!
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November 17th, 2014, 02:36 AM | #1542 |
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1529. If there was something that I could do or say that would make you spend the night please tell me what so I can be sure not to do it or say it!
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November 18th, 2014, 08:48 PM | #1543 |
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1530: - I shave my balls on a daily basis now.
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November 22nd, 2014, 07:52 AM | #1544 |
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she: Hey what's with the laptop in front of my face? he: I'm waiting for the "Thanks" button to return and when it does I'm going to fill you so full of spunk it will reach your back teeth. |
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November 22nd, 2014, 08:12 PM | #1545 |
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1533.Sorry Love,I know You haven't come yet but VEF is back up....
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November 23rd, 2014, 04:53 AM | #1546 |
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she: "...mmmph, gurgle, gag..." he: you know the rules, if VEF goes down then so do you. Last edited by andw; November 23rd, 2014 at 05:16 AM.. |
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November 25th, 2014, 01:59 PM | #1547 |
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1535: I would rather be practising my latte art.
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November 25th, 2014, 02:03 PM | #1548 |
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1535b: ...come to think of it, I'd even prefer checking the spelling, usage and etymology of practice/practise.
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December 3rd, 2014, 12:28 PM | #1549 |
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1336 ~ Wait wait wait a second babe , I just need to check if the thanks button has re-appeared on the forum yet .
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December 4th, 2014, 12:44 PM | #1550 |
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