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October 3rd, 2014, 04:07 PM	#1511
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October 3rd, 2014, 04:43 PM	#1512
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,959 Times in 10,563 Posts	1500. A deafblind mute.....Perfect! __________________

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October 3rd, 2014, 05:19 PM	#1513
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,539 Times in 1,373 Posts	What rhymes with 'tanker'? "I've written a poem …"

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October 3rd, 2014, 05:27 PM	#1514
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	1502, Have you got a preferred theme for serial killers ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 3rd, 2014, 05:40 PM	#1515
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	1503 ~ Ten all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions (With extra extra large fries) on a sesame seed bun... Huh why are you crying sweetheart ?. You were going to get the lettuce and pickles , once you`d paid . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 3rd, 2014, 05:54 PM	#1516
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,959 Times in 10,563 Posts	1504. Flu? Nah, it's an ebola creampie.... __________________

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October 3rd, 2014, 05:58 PM	#1517
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	1505, How about a quickie before the funeral Oh damn, I forgot to tell ya your mother died 3 days ago __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 4th, 2014, 01:13 PM	#1518
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October 5th, 2014, 12:24 AM	#1519
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October 5th, 2014, 02:14 PM	#1520
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