What ruins a porn scene for you?

[KingKeigh]

1) Too much talking.

2) Spitting. Diminishes my libido by 50% as soon as some idiot male porn star spits into a girl's pussy or ass.

3) DP.

4) Music soundtrack over the actual movie audio recording.

[pnnbaa]

1) they say "shit"

2) they're not having a good time, not laughing and smiling

3) there's a toilet in sight

4) the guy is grunting

5) any kind of violence - chocking, spitting, slapping

6) excessive penetration shots - show me faces and boobs

7) silly toys - dildos with bells & whistles etc

8) non-sexy music

[dracon6217]

Ron Jeremy.

[dracon6217]

Originally Posted by Lurk_D

Choking, especially when the video isn't marketed as such. Get your damn hands off her neck, you a*****e!

You really only see this in modern day porn and, just a hunch, but I suspect that it's something the girl requested.

And I agree, not hot - just disturbing.

[dracon6217]

Originally Posted by bedjo

shemales...

In old school STRAIGHT porn, they'd "sneak" them into scenes, almost like the director was "punking" the audience.

Anytime you see a porn with unusually tricky camera angles & lighting and that actress that you've never seen before, keeps going on and on about her "surprise"....

[johnmcwhatsit]

Originally Posted by dracon6217

Ron Jeremy.

and Pierre Woodman

[dracon6217]

I like candid shots of hot chicks in public, but I'm aware that that's a little stalker-y.

However, the "upskirt" and "hidden camera" stuff is over the line; I'd like to think most of that is staged, but I realize it's probably not.

[CARLTON BROWN]

Boring photography, crap lighting, increasing degrees of over-exposure in recent productions, which demonstrates poor production values.

The same sexual proceedures in the same order in one video after another, even from different studios.

Men and women who are sadly rather dull and clinical.

Must it really be anal in every sex scene - now with added spanking? Excuse the pun, but this does become a bit of a bore.

I want women who really like sex and understand what the viewer wants. Kay Parker was always great at delivering everything you wanted. There are a few new actresses I really like, such as Kendra Lust, Cherie Deville and Tanya Tate, but many act like robots and just go through the motions.

Personally, I can't stand tattoos or bits of metal bolted on various parts of the body. That's men as well. Hideous. I want to see people at their best who don't look as if they are covered with graffiti or surgical attachments.

I don't mind some tidy pubes or completely shaved.

I don't like lesbian scenes much, but quite a few men do. I just wind through those bits.

I really dislike men jacking off onto a woman's face while she kneels in front of him looking like a faithful dog with it's tongue out waiting for food or whatever. I've never wanked onto a woman's face and find it a bit weird.

What's so bad about seeing a woman who is really into giving head doing the whole thing. Much sexier. I want to see her hands on the guys cock and I don't want cut-aways to the actor pulling stupid faces and making inane groaning noises.

The same locations over and over. Generally big show-houses up some L.A canyon, with fucking on the couch or next to the swimming pool.

More sleaze please and I like actresses who are hot but also like the woman next door.

Stockings - yes please and high heels covering feet.

I really don't like feet waved about into the camera lens, which is invariable not a long enough focal length so they look too big and get in the way of the action.

[nevada1]

I'm a stocking feet fetish. So any scene that the women wears shoes is a turn off!

[Humbuckercrunc]

I don't care for choking hitting or forced gagging.