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Old July 12th, 2016, 03:27 PM   #8271
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Old July 12th, 2016, 06:30 PM   #8272
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Old July 12th, 2016, 07:45 PM   #8273
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Old July 12th, 2016, 11:04 PM   #8274
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Old July 12th, 2016, 11:55 PM   #8275
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Default 8 tricks seem to break laws of science

something different - haven't seen these posted here


Science is a funny thing. It provides a sense of order to this crazy world we live in,
explaining things that we never even knew needed to be explained.

Crazy tricks that will make you second guess the laws of science.


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frozen spiral of water

The hose is attached to a speaker that is vibrating the hose at the same rate as the
video camera is recording frames per second. This tricks your brain into seeing a
motionless spiral of water.


roaming flame

When you light a candle, the heat from the flame vaporizes the wax. When you blow
the candle out, the vaporized wax lingers in the air. If you apply a heat source
before the vapor dissipates, it will ignite and relight the wick of the candle.


vortex of fire

To produce a fire tornado like this one is a turntable, some cotton swabs drenched
in denatured alcohol, a soup can, and a mesh garbage can to contain it. Just light
the cotton swabs on fire, set the turntable in motion, and watch as the flame shapes
itself into a spiraling vortex of fire.


flaming hand

Coated her hand in a mixture of dishwashing liquid, butane gas, and water.
Because the gas has such a high vapor pressure, only the gas burns when she
lights it on fire, leaving her hand unscathed.


self-teetering candle

According to Isaac Newton's third law of motion, "for every action, there is an
opposite and equal reaction." As wax drips off each end of the candle, the heavier
mass shifts from one side to the other, causing the candle to rock back and forth.


microwaveable plasma ball

When something is on fire, electrons are freed from its atoms. But this freedom
doesn't last very long — the electrons are usually recaptured by the molecules,
causing them to lose energy and emit light, giving fire its signature glow.

But in a microwave, the electric field actually shoves the electrons above the
source of the fire, shaking them around, and causing them to smack into air
molecules. This kicks them into even higher-energy orbits. As the electrons fall
back, they emit light, producing a glowing ball of plasma above the flame. Since the
plasma is hotter than the air around it, it usually rises.


ball moves in slow motion down a slope

The thickness of the honey hampers the speed at which the inner sphere spins
around, causing the ball to move slowly down the slope.


puddle of water flows upward into a glass

The flame is raising the temperature of the gases trapped in the glass, making them
push outward against the liquid. As the flame fizzles out, the temperature of the
gas falls back down. This lowers the pressure in the glass, causing the water to
flow into it.

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Old July 13th, 2016, 02:21 PM   #8277
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Old July 13th, 2016, 10:35 PM   #8279
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In honor of National French Fry Day on July 13,
rounded up the best fries in each state + DC by sorting
through expert reviews and local recommendations.



Should’ve listened to Eric Cartman, and not do this while hungry.
Just call me Little Bulb because I"m not too fucking bright.
Could’ve been worse, could’ve been high and have the munchies while doing this
















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