The FUNNIEST Thing You Saw In A Porno

[quinn2]

I think it was Nina Hartley and they were filming some sort of promo for a phone sex ad or something like that. Some one off screen throws some "cum" on her and hits her right in the eye. She starts cursing out the director like crazy. "Fuck you and your damned margarita mix!" I saw this on a bloopers reel sometime in the 80's and I still laugh my ass off when I think of it.

[Johnny Bravo]

Two from Ben Dover's London Calling. The first one is Sarah Carney being fucked in the arse and she's taking to camera, then suddenly goes "Oooh yeah, FOOK MA PUSSY!" as whoever she's getting it from switches to that. Always makes me laugh.

The second one from that film is the last scene where two blondes are getting some in a house. On the cum shots, one of the guys is wanking away and manages to shoot his load and land it right on the pussy of one of the girls from a distance. Funny to see and hear the reaction but crap written down.

[peckar]

Saw loads of funny stuff over the years, Bruce Seven grabbing Peter Norths cock after hed banged some bird. North almost screams and jumps back. Also when some blokes jizz lands on some other geezers helmet during a facial and they try to wipe it off on the birds face!

[johnchirac]

My favourite I think it's Alban Ceray taking Brigitte Lahaie in doggy style
in an early Alpha Frabce movie.
In the scene they are in a kitchen where Brigitte Lahaie has the head
in a fridge then Albay says "As you are there ,could please get me a beer please! "
I found that hilarious !!!

[Joey101]

Lisa De Leeuw I think -

"Can I fuck you in the ass?"
"I don't know - can you?"


Also from I movie I've long since forgotten except -

(as a guy is about to fuck a girl in the ass)

"If it hurts tell me. I won't stop but tell me." A man after my own heart!

The blooper where the girl refuses to fuck Ron Jeremy

"Not with that fat fuck"

[dainko1981]

Not really THAT funny, more like gross: In the "Mouth to ass" two guys are doing Harley Raine. One of them doggystyle her in the ass, and, according to title, switch to her mouth. But, in the very last frame of the butt shot, you can see a little piece of crap that was pulled out by his dick. In the close-up that follows, you can see that she actually SAW that shit on his dick and instinctively stopped, but it was too late to back down, and she took it (like a man).

[Lena]

The funniest thing I saw in a porno movie I have seen in almost every porno movie---that is a man having sex with a young lady and he's masturbating himself.
Makes me laugh everytime

[ShinyDodge]

I saw a late-80s flick that began with a man-woman scene between two spoiled yuppie characters in a lifeless relationship (can't remember either actor)...right after the scene, the camera cuts to a close-up of the man's face, and he's looking off-camera and saying in an admiring voice, "You were great...you're the best when it comes to sex...every time with you is incredible...I can't believe how good you can fuck..." The camera pulls back to reveal that he's talking to his own dick, as he faces away from his wife, who looks bored.

When I saw this in my teens, I always told myself I'd do that sometime after a session, but I've never been in the right situation...

[ptx4]

Originally Posted by Lena

The funniest thing I saw in a porno movie I have seen in almost every porno movie---that is a man having sex with a young lady and he's masturbating himself.
Makes me laugh everytime

Oh yeah And whats more, lady mostly moans from exicetement (may be because working day is about to end and she can finally fuck off instead of fuck?)

[kizkeel]

Originally Posted by Joey101

Lisa De Leeuw I think -

"Can I fuck you in the ass?"
"I don't know - can you?"


Also from I movie I've long since forgotten except -

(as a guy is about to fuck a girl in the ass)

"If it hurts tell me. I won't stop but tell me." A man after my own heart!

The blooper where the girl refuses to fuck Ron Jeremy

"Not with that fat fuck"

The "If It Hurts...." scene is Paul Thomas to Connie Peterson. I've seen it in a few places but for sure in the film "Skin Tight". The setup was they were to get married and he fucked her ass to preserve her viginity for the big night! The scene was also interesting to me because Connie was shaved, something I don't recall seeing elsewhere.