July 24th, 2011, 11:53 AM | #21 |
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You're orville
I wish i was tom cruise
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July 24th, 2011, 12:06 PM | #22 |
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You are now a Scientology following, self-centred, no acting ability prick, who will never live up to your own hype.
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July 24th, 2011, 12:10 PM | #23 |
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you're glen hoddle
i wish i was abducted by aliens
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July 24th, 2011, 12:14 PM | #24 |
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You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft.
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July 24th, 2011, 12:30 PM | #25 | |
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i wish i hadn't spent it
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July 24th, 2011, 03:11 PM | #26 | |
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July 24th, 2011, 04:00 PM | #27 | |
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July 24th, 2011, 08:32 PM | #28 |
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the fungus in the stilton's ruined it.
I wish my white wee wee would go on and on and on...........
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