How Did Marriage Change Your Sex Life

[bawjaws]

eh what's a sex life?

[culnrowe]

Ours has definitely needed spicing up lately, so I asked if she would wear stockings and was surprised when she agreed.

It did wonders for me, best for ages, but she won't do it again.

She said they squashed her nose and made breathing tricky.

[Rangertom1357]

There was a lot of sex in my marriage...

Unfortunately, I wasn't involved in any of it.

[banquomerc]

Mine got better, but I waited until I was 33 to remind me of how the Christ sacrificed for us, I figured I'd make a huge one too and head to the altar-just a little truth in that last sentence. Frankly, I had a lot of girlfriends and some real dry spells too, but I met an old college girlfriend who married a real jerk way too early and then, divorced. I knew early on I couldn't just live with any women especially the modern kind. My wife loves to bake, is a great mom, loves oral sex, and wishes she could lose some weight, but to me that somewhat big bottom and those large breasts to spill on are awesome. I can't even tell this group how perfect she is at BJs and she's gotten better in the nearly 20 years of marriage. I still look at women, young and old and the ones on Tv, but I doubt I'd find one who can wear me out like my wife. She often says my tongue is a weapon and I'm flattered. There it is; when the kids are asleep or away, we play-if necessary in the garage or near the garden.

[Sir Spender]

I read somewhere that according to Relate, you could be considered to be in a sexless marriage, if you are a 10 or less times per year couple.
( & 1 of you remains unfulfilled presumably)

Some might count 10 as an improvement !

To try to lighten the mood
how about , you know you are in a sexless marriage when ...........

-The unopened 3-pack of condoms you last bought, have just gone out of date.

or
-you bought a new vibrator to spice things up, and 6 months have passed and you still havnt found the right moment to introduce her to it.

-you realise its less stressful to assume you are not having sex than to try being super helpful all day,then spending 30 minutes of stroking & massaging her in bed ,and still get turned down.

- choosing a new sofa based on comfort for sleeping on at night, rather than sitting watching TV.

I`m sure there`s loads more and apologies to any similar postings elsewhere?

[Mr. B]

Originally Posted by baldbeaver

-you realise its less stressful to assume you are not having sex than to try being super helpful all day,then spending 30 minutes of stroking & massaging her in bed ,and still get turned down.

Words of Wisdom...........

[will]

With the first Mrs Will it all turned to rat shit within weeks of the wedding, however with the current Mrs will its the best sex I have ever had and still plenty of it, we have been married for 6 years

[steamjon]

Married for some years. Still at it frequently. Get the odd baron spell, last time it was my fault as I was too tired

Still up for a bit of adventure together, dressing up, sex toys and the like.

Sorry to be the party pooper

[dbailey]

8 fantastic years then children......

Now we have adult/ late teens living at home and we both work long hours....I would still be interested if my head was lacerated in a car accident but Mrs db needs a whole lot of things to be 'right' these days and I can no longer predict lunar phases or solar winds....so when the joyous event does happen I love her as much as ever....but these days we can go weeks or months ...........but we do hug each other many timer per day.....and that is the one thing that keeps me from depression

[theequestrian]

I went from renting a below average lay to owning a below average lay. And when time came to transfer the title it cost me thousands