October 2nd, 2011, 08:29 AM | #1 |
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Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!!
Hopefully the titles self explanatory
Although if it ain't ................................. Well what do you want me to do about it Mind if you`re having trouble grasping the topic the following might help 1) I`ll never not eat for an entire week again, as guess what it makes the world spin. 2) Won`t ever stay on the beach for two nights three days again, not without lip balm anyway. 3) Shall never again walk many miles to said beach in my best trainers, RIP Nikes. 4) Laugh as heartily as i once did , i fear. 5) Wear contact lenses again, as when i put them in i kept being tempted to push my finger into my brain to check if i had one. 6) Won`t ever again accept what a consultant tells me or treat it as fact. 7) Celebrate my birthday or christmas or such like , i fear. 8) Won`t grow a full beard ever again , especially as i ended up looking like Grizzely Adams gay brother Roger. 9) Be judgemental , nope i`ll just be mental. 10) Never tell anybody i love them again. Well apart from my fellow members Since you know i love you all Even though i suspect you visit other forums behind my back Ya bastards !
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October 2nd, 2011, 08:41 AM | #2 |
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I thought Christmas was your Birthday.
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October 2nd, 2011, 09:30 AM | #4 |
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To be fair,I visit other forums to Your face but I only do it to lurk, leech and thieve pictures wholesale to post on VEF
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Ok number 1 Sorry for being a bit maudlin " Engage " Oh bugger that reminds me of my EX , now i`m even more bloody depressed
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October 2nd, 2011, 09:50 AM | #7 |
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Well providing you`re doing it with the best of intentions that`s alright then
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October 2nd, 2011, 10:00 AM | #8 |
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Looking at the way the weather is turning today,
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I'm not proud of it but..
This was twenty-two years ago, but I'll never ride a motorbike home from a beer festival again.
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I will never propose again if my mates use the words "fuckwit", "muppet" and similar in the preceding 24 hours. Or should that be preceding month.
Likewise, I will not ignore them when they say "Moose", "Horse", "RABA" or "Don't think much of yours" when a damsel on the other side of the pub catches my eye. 40+
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